"The horror! The horror!" What have they done… I'll tell you what they've done, they've created a monster. The 'Hot Enough' Vodka Co. filled a carboy with vodka, and into it they poured so many Naga Jolokia chillies that there was nothing but darkness in that carboy, nothing but darkness. They left the chillies to infuse and impart their flavour, colour and deathly fire into the vodka, and they've bottled the result. We are sorry. We are truly sorry.
Any decent chilli product comes with warnings, here are ours:
By purchasing this bottle, you agree that:
1) I have been warned and fully understand that this product contains extreme heat and should be used and handled responsibly.
2) I use this product entirely at my own risk and I understand the potential danger if used or handled irresponsibly. If I give this product as a gift I will make the recipient aware of the potential danger if used or handled irresponsibly.
3) I accept that the retailer and manufacturer of this product will, under no circumstances, be responsible for, or liable for, any claims of injury or damage arising from the use or misuse of this product and by purchasing this product, whether for myself or as a gift, I acknowledge and agree to this fact without question.
4) I am not inebriated or of unsound mind and am fully able to make a rational decision to purchase this product.
Good crivvens, this stuff smells like pure evil, like the very blood of Satan himself. Such a pungent nose of chilli, it makes your eyes water just sniffing it.
Oh, actually, this stuff’s not so bad… Wait a second… What’s that… A burning sensation… Oh dear please no...
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Some things should be left well alone and admired from a distance. This bottle has a great label and it looks very cool on the shelf. Unfortunately, I opened it and tasted it...unleashing hell. If, like Gene Simmons of Kiss, you wish to breathe fire and drool blood, buy this!
i got it for my birthsday in may, 5 guys took one shot, 2 of them almost instandly puked, it was madness the burning sensation is handable but the stomach dont take to kindly to it....not mine at least then 3 months later, i still had LOTS of this stuff left so i brought it to a party. ..lets just say...i had a fun night http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/4039/idontalways.jpg (no one got sick or angry, but only 1 came back asking for secounds)
I was foolish enough to think that the warnings attached to this were just a publicity stunt and tried a sample in Selfridges, what an error. Burning pain and couldn't taste anything for the rest of the day. I like a hot curry, but this simply blew me away. It's not a drink, it's just painful.
też lubię wyzwania, lubię ostrą kuchnię więc może i ostra wódka mi podejdzie. Tydzień czasu na realizację zamówienia, po konsumpcji opiszę wrażenia :D
Me and the wife went to Bath recently and found this in a pub there! We had it every night of the 3 that we spent there to the shock of the owners! We love it! It's really hot and the heat lasts too and the taste of chilli is very impressive! Definately ordering some soon! Best chilli spirit I've tried by far!
