"The horror! The horror!" What have they done… I'll tell you what they've done, they've created a monster. The 'Hot Enough' Vodka Co. filled a carboy with vodka, and into it they poured so many Naga Jolokia chillies that there was nothing but darkness in that carboy, nothing but darkness. They left the chillies to infuse and impart their flavour, colour and deathly fire into the vodka, and they've bottled the result. We are sorry. We are truly sorry.
Any decent chilli product comes with warnings, here are ours:
By purchasing this bottle, you agree that:
1) I have been warned and fully understand that this product contains extreme heat and should be used and handled responsibly.
2) I use this product entirely at my own risk and I understand the potential danger if used or handled irresponsibly. If I give this product as a gift I will make the recipient aware of the potential danger if used or handled irresponsibly.
3) I accept that the retailer and manufacturer of this product will, under no circumstances, be responsible for, or liable for, any claims of injury or damage arising from the use or misuse of this product and by purchasing this product, whether for myself or as a gift, I acknowledge and agree to this fact without question.
4) I am not inebriated or of unsound mind and am fully able to make a rational decision to purchase this product.
Good crivvens, this stuff smells like pure evil, like the very blood of Satan himself. Such a pungent nose of chilli, it makes your eyes water just sniffing it.
Oh, actually, this stuff’s not so bad… Wait a second… What’s that… A burning sensation… Oh dear please no...
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A friend of mine dared me to drink it, so I did. It's totally nuts, seriously hot and quite tasty. I'll definitely be drinking some more.
The packaging, name and ingredients should give this away. It should come as no surprise that this drink is not for wimps. As a self-professed chilli fiend, I make a point of consuming anything supposedly "hot" when I get the chance. This is one of the few things which truly lives up to the hype. It's not completely intolerable to those with well-developed pain/chilli thresholds, but it certainly is challenging and very hot. Their choice of naga is great - there's this wonderful fruity overtone to it, before the searing heat kicks in. We shall almost certainly be using this as a punishment shot in my bar. I can guarantee nobody will want to turn up late then.
Friend of mine ordered a bottle and it obiviously had to be tested. 1st reaction "not that bad", then it hits your stomach and then ur screwd. 5mins of incapacitation. The taste is obiviously nothing worth mentioning but the effect ... nothing I can describe. Wouldn't recommend this to anyone, but in the end it was what it was said to be. Since depending on your view this is either 0 or 10 stars I just give it a random 5. But it really is either-or.
Never try this in a public situation. Your eyes will water you'll start to hic up, your nose will run. The lovely sales babe warned me against it but being a chilli head I ignored her advise. A schoolboy error indeed. This stuff is rude and deserves respect.
Drank it as a shot. DONT! Great flavor, not hot in mouth at all really....but will absolutely paralyze your entire mid section. I was sweating for at least 30 minutes. After that I was fine. All in all a good experience but I don't recommend doing it as a shot.
