Scotland
A super-premium release celebrated with an extraordinary around-the-world luxury yacht journey. This blended malt is made with three single malts married in European oak casks. The crystal decanter moves along with the motion of the ocean and its 'swing' design means it doesn't fall over. Clever.
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I was fortunate enough to try this at a tasting recently. My opinion? Appalling. The taste is very similar to the Double black and the price should be also. This is simply not worth even a quarter of the current retail price, and most of that would be to cover the cost of the decanter. I urge you, for the same price you could buy six better whiskies and be much oh so much happier. Hats off to you, Master of Malt for bottling samples of this, I wouldn't have thought it would result in the sale of any actual bottles.
Each shot adds an inch! Only downside is that after half a bottle, my laptop doesn't really rest comfortably on my lap anymore.
The reviewer above has a) Never tried this whisky and b) Has a deep-seated lack of confidence and knowledge, stemming from the fact that his penis likely requires an expensive extension.
Buy this if you want an expensive penis extension whilst at the same time revealing your under appreciation or knowledge of what scotch really is
