That Boutique-y Whisky Company
Scotland
Single Malt
In the digital sanctum of Speyside's long-closed Imperial Distillery, a single malt Scotch whisky began its manifestation — an elixir borne of the virtual threads that weave the fabric of your very existence. For 25 simulated epochs, this elixir navigated the algorithms of maturation, its essence evolving within the confines of a bourbon barrel, dancing on the precipice of reality and code.
Now, at the dawning of a new era, That Boutique-y Whisky Company unveils its creation to join the End of the World series as the harbinger of a cataclysm foretold by the enigmatic Simulation Theory. As you gaze upon the bottle, consider your existence as a mere data point in the cosmic algorithm. A manifestation of the omnipotent overseers orchestrating the grand simulation, with every drop, you surrender to the inevitability of the programmed apocalypse, savouring the culmination of 25 simulated years in a single moment of revelation.
That Boutique-y Whisky Company beckons you to embrace the dissolution of the illusion, as you toast to the end of the world, the grand spectacle scripted by the unseen architects of the cosmic algorithm.
Batch 1 is a release of 285 bottles.
That Boutique-y Whisky Company bottles limited edition whiskies from a variety of renowned distilleries as well as producing award-winning blends, all adorned with cultish graphic novel-style labels. The brand won Spirits Bottler of the Year at the 2023 Spirits Business Awards, and Blender of the Year went to Sam Simmons, captain of the Boutique-y clan who oversees every one of these releases.
Crisp, zesty notes of citrus, with waxy peels and vanilla tablet, delicate oak, and soft, toasted spice.
Rich and creamy with sweet layers of caramel and chewy toffee alongside dried mango and caramelised pineapple.
The caramel sweetness lingers, balancing delicate old oak and woody spice.
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