A Highland single malt Scotch whisky presented at cask strength with natural colouring after 28 years of maturation in a refill hogshead by Whisky Sponge and Decadent Drinks. Those are the facts. The way the brand describes this whisky, however, is much more fun, describing Cream of Sponge as being made from a "secret, ancient family recipe handed down since the primordial era" and that you should drink it "in the manner of an ancient, wizen Druid sooking it painstakingly by the thimbleful from a wooden spoon". Sounds delightful.