500,000 Scovilles Naga Chilli Vodka 20cl

English Vodka • 20cl • 40%
Product details
500,000 Scovilles Naga Chilli Vodka 20cl
In stock, get it Wed 29th
Country English Vodka
Distillery/Brand The 'Hot Enough' Vodka Co.

500,000 Scovilles Vodka

They've done it again. Those awful, awful people at The 'Hot Enough' Vodka Co. have conjured up another monster. A monster twice as terrifying and evil as before. They have summoned forth the 500,000 Scovilles Naga Chilli Vodka from the fiery pits of Hades - those lamentable fiends!

Made with the infamous Naga Jolokia chillies (also known as Ghost chillies), they've created a vodka that tastes like it could well have been snatched from the hands of the Devil. The 20cl bottle (which is really more than you'll ever need) is emblazoned with an unsettling skull to scare you off and the canister it comes in is sealed to keep you out. Weighing in at a harrowing 500,000 Scovilles, you should fear it. Better yet, you should forget it.

By purchasing this bottle, you agree that:

1) I have been warned and fully understand that this product contains extreme heat and should be used and handled responsibly.

2) I use this product entirely at my own risk and I understand the potential danger if used or handled irresponsibly. If I give this product as a gift I will make the recipient aware of the potential danger if used or handled irresponsibly.

3) I accept that the retailer and manufacturer of this product will, under no circumstances, be responsible for, or liable for, any claims of injury or damage arising from the use or misuse of this product and by purchasing this product, whether for myself or as a gift, I acknowledge and agree to this fact without question.

4) I am not inebriated or of unsound mind and am fully able to make a rational decision to purchase this product.

Tasting Note by The Chaps at Master of Malt

Nose Quite sweet and fruity, almost bourbon-like. Hints of hate, a sign of things to come? Here goes...

Palate Oh okay. Ohhh okaaay.... Hey, your face is all red. Oh shit, why did we...? *Hiccup* I... *Hiccup* *Conspicuous silence.* Were there razor blades in this? Gah, vh, bla, nng...

Finish What's that? No, I'm not crying... *Sob* (10 minutes later) My teeth feel weird. Are my lips swelling? Get that stuff out of my sight.

Allergy information

This product does not contain any notifiable allergens
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Reviews for 500,000 Scovilles Naga Chilli Vodka 20cl
Full of hate, bit honestly not bad
Like I'm drinking straight from Satan's willy. I've had a ghost pepper straight and that was bad, but somehow this is about a million times worse. But somehow it was kind of alright, after the burning dissipated.
Orthus , United States
one year ago
Hor Garbage (and not spicy hot)
Eyecatching packaging and contains vodka, those are the positives Too expensive for a small bottle of odd tasting liquid, which has a burn that's less than raw tabasco sauce. Am pretty disappointed, as will you unless your planning on offering it to someone who has never drank alcohol nor eaten even the weakest chilli. Buy normal vodka and add ghost chilli's, leave for a couple of weeks and you will have something twice as good, twice the size and half the cost
Brian F , United Kingdom
2 years ago
Not bad with a mixer
Pretty good with Diet Coke.
Master of Malt Customer
4 years ago
Catastrophic Urethral Trauma
Or that's what the urologist said, any way...
Master of Malt Customer
4 years ago
It bought grown men to their knees hahaha.
Tears rolling down their faces in pain
Some being sick
Master of Malt Customer
4 years ago
Have ordered about 6-7 bottles over the years. Great for a punishment drink. This is basically what happens to your insides : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=993wlZ6XFSs
Daniel M , United Kingdom
5 years ago
Eye testify
Don't get it in your eye!
Master of Malt Customer
6 years ago
Warm is a better description
Meh....I have had hotter.
Master of Malt Customer
6 years ago
Wavy Blackouts
Got me well fucked up xxx
Master of Malt Customer
7 years ago
Loved it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Master of Malt Customer
7 years ago