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250,000 Scovilles Naga Chilli Vodka 50cl

(50cl, 40%)

250,000 Scovilles Naga Chilli Vodka 50cl

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250,000 Scovilles Vodka Bottling Note

They've have created another monster, summoned from the very bowels of hell, formed in a vile carboy filled with a horrid mound of Naga Jolokia chillies, steeped in grain vodka. It's packaged in a handsome, heavy glass bottle with industrial-grade sealing wire and lead security seal (with a skull and crossbones embossed on it). To get to this bottle, you'll literally have to open it with wire cutters, but we strongly recommend that you don't. In fact, this unspeakable 250,000 Scovilles vodka is a chilli vodka so horrendous we suggest you don’t even purchase it. Please just shut down your computer and have a nice cup of tea instead. Try to forget what you saw.

Any decent chilli product comes with warnings, here are ours:

By purchasing this bottle, you agree that:

1) I have been warned and fully understand that this product contains extreme heat and should be used and handled responsibly.

2) I use this product entirely at my own risk and I understand the potential danger if used or handled irresponsibly. If I give this product as a gift I will make the recipient aware of the potential danger if used or handled irresponsibly.

3) I accept that the retailer and manufacturer of this product will, under no circumstances, be responsible for, or liable for, any claims of injury or damage arising from the use or misuse of this product and by purchasing this product, whether for myself or as a gift, I acknowledge and agree to this fact without question.

4) I am not inebriated or of unsound mind and am fully able to make a rational decision to purchase this product.

Tasting Note by The Chaps at Master of Malt

Nose: It smells like the devil’s tears, with a side of Agent Orange mixed with Pepper Spray. Ben, Ben please don’t make me drink this, can’t we just guess how it tastes? It just seems wholly unnecessary to drink it.

Palate: Oh it’s not so bad. No it’s fine really... Oh, actually it’s quite hot… Wait a second… Oh what have you done… Mooo… Moooooooooo. Moooooooooooooooooo. Yaggarrhrhhh….

Finish: [Ed. He’s slipped from his chair and is now rocking back and forth maniacally under his chair, holding his computer mouse for comfort. The DHL delivery man saw this and ran out screaming.]

Overall: [Ed. He’s been shivering in terror for over an hour now, chanting the words “liberate tutemae” over and over.]

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250,000 Scovilles Naga Chilli Vodka 50cl Reviews

Handle with care

Do handle with care I did collapse after a shot of this, and although only lasted for 5-10 minutes, I did feel very ill! Was good after all that past though. Also maybe don’t do a shot

30th June 2019

Great

My husband loves this. First time he took a shot, ended up throwing up the content of his dinner. He now has a smidge in a highball glass with loads of coke and ice. Bottle lasts him a year, much cheaper than buying him whiskey which he can consume before Christmas is over!

30th August 2018

Total Shite

Nasty stuff avoid if you have any sense, zero enjoyment whatsoever. Was a laugh watching others do it until it was my turn!!

20th January 2018

Horrible stuff!

I was given a shot of this horrible stuff by a bar man who thought he was being funny. I couldn't taste vodka, just the burning of the chili's. I've read another review on here that says it isn't that hot....nonsense, It's evil and has no value has a drink and is only fit for catching out unsuspecting punters like myself. Dont waste your money.

22nd November 2017

this is why i want it

https://youtu.be/3mx7jm2LiD8

11th September 2016

Horrible.

I love it.

15th February 2016

Cabinet

I need to get this and pop it in the drinks cabinet to teach a lesson to thieving hands :)

30th January 2016

Interestingly unpleasant.

The initial impression is that it's quite fruity and pleasant but this lasts only very, very briefly indeed. After that there is pain that leaves you speechless and sweating. Much like childbirth (I am told), you forget quite quickly just how agonising it is, and looking back on it from the safety of a couple of weeks it is actually quite amusing but it didn't seem like much fun at the time. Mind you, the people who were sensible enough to just watch us drink it thought it was hilarious so that may affect your buying decision. As a drink it's hopeless; as a device it's excellent hence 2.5 stars.

7th January 2016

A butler

Hot, that all.

Enjoy.

26th December 2015

Well now I HAVE to try it!

Just how bad could it be...

13th September 2015

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