They've have created another monster, summoned from the very bowels of hell, formed in a vile carboy filled with a horrid mound of Naga Jolokia chillies, steeped in grain vodka. It's packaged in a handsome, heavy glass bottle with industrial-grade sealing wire and lead security seal (with a skull and crossbones embossed on it). To get to this bottle, you'll literally have to open it with wire cutters, but we strongly recommend that you don't. In fact, this unspeakable 250,000 Scovilles vodka is a chilli vodka so horrendous we suggest you don’t even purchase it. Please just shut down your computer and have a nice cup of tea instead. Try to forget what you saw.
Any decent chilli product comes with warnings, here are ours:
By purchasing this bottle, you agree that:
1) I have been warned and fully understand that this product contains extreme heat and should be used and handled responsibly.
2) I use this product entirely at my own risk and I understand the potential danger if used or handled irresponsibly. If I give this product as a gift I will make the recipient aware of the potential danger if used or handled irresponsibly.
3) I accept that the retailer and manufacturer of this product will, under no circumstances, be responsible for, or liable for, any claims of injury or damage arising from the use or misuse of this product and by purchasing this product, whether for myself or as a gift, I acknowledge and agree to this fact without question.
4) I am not inebriated or of unsound mind and am fully able to make a rational decision to purchase this product.
It smells like the devil’s tears, with a side of Agent Orange mixed with Pepper Spray. Ben, Ben please don’t make me drink this, can’t we just guess how it tastes? It just seems wholly unnecessary to drink it.
Oh it’s not so bad. No it’s fine really... Oh, actually it’s quite hot… Wait a second… Oh what have you done… Mooo… Moooooooooo. Moooooooooooooooooo. Yaggarrhrhhh….
[Ed. He’s slipped from his chair and is now rocking back and forth maniacally under his chair, holding his computer mouse for comfort. The DHL delivery man saw this and ran out screaming.]
[Ed. He’s been shivering in terror for over an hour now, chanting the words “liberate tutemae” over and over.]
I enjoyed drinking it and was burning for a good 10 minutes or so. As i woke up the next day I need the toilet and as it is a liquid I thought it would come out my front end and be over in like 30 secounds, nope it came out the bottom end, as I went to poop hell unleashed on my ass for a good hour. Even after all that i would buy more if we ran out its alot of fun just hurts a bit
The most amazing vodka in the world - perfect to add to a curry and makes the best Bloody Mary I have ever had. I'm salivating just thinking about it. Yes it is hot, but hot is good. The naga adds a beautiful flavour to it. A lot of people saying how it hurt them to do a shot - I would never recommend shooting this. It is a sipping vodka, the flavour needs to be savoured.
I keep on running out of this stuff, they just keep on asking for it. Its a good one to keep behind the bar when a customer say's come on then do your worst. It cheers us up every time watching their faces change colour.
It is very hot. At first it is not so bad, then you give it 30 sec and you are like what have I done. You feel the liquid hit your throat and slowly move to your stomach. once there it feels like you just ate a boll of angry scorpions. For me it peeked at 5 min. Tried it with my friends and family I think it worth the money. (P.s. i can not taste it but that might be because it was to hot for me, or i chased it with milk)
A truly insane concoction. Definitely worth buying a full bottle, its a great gift or something to just keep for yourself and your worst enemies. Also can be added to food, to spice things up a bit. Brings the heat to parties.
