"The horror! The horror!" What have they done… I'll tell you what they've done, they've created a monster. The 'Hot Enough' Vodka Co. filled a carboy with vodka, and into it they poured so many Naga Jolokia chillies that there was nothing but darkness in that carboy, nothing but darkness. They left the chillies to infuse and impart their flavour, colour and deathly fire into the vodka, and they've bottled the result. We are sorry. We are truly sorry.
Any decent chilli product comes with warnings, here are ours:
By purchasing this bottle, you agree that:
1) I have been warned and fully understand that this product contains extreme heat and should be used and handled responsibly.
2) I use this product entirely at my own risk and I understand the potential danger if used or handled irresponsibly. If I give this product as a gift I will make the recipient aware of the potential danger if used or handled irresponsibly.
3) I accept that the retailer and manufacturer of this product will, under no circumstances, be responsible for, or liable for, any claims of injury or damage arising from the use or misuse of this product and by purchasing this product, whether for myself or as a gift, I acknowledge and agree to this fact without question.
4) I am not inebriated or of unsound mind and am fully able to make a rational decision to purchase this product.
Good crivvens, this stuff smells like pure evil, like the very blood of Satan himself. Such a pungent nose of chilli, it makes your eyes water just sniffing it.
Oh, actually, this stuff’s not so bad… Wait a second… What’s that… A burning sensation… Oh dear please no...
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I have been trying for some time to purchase some Pepper Vodka for quite a while and found this one. Good choice.
This is a nice drink when you fancy a nice spicy drink , neat it has the heat and taste of a green finger chilli you would find in an Indian restaurants madras, vindaloo or phall, if you took it out and ate it on its own. This is really nice in a big tom. Not ghost hot, far from it but still good, it does have a ghost after taste, so very nice tasting. Just beware of the stomach burn as its much worse than the mouth burn, about twice the heat of the ghost tequila, but the tequila has it on taste
I love this stuff. When I get a spice craving, this with big tom tomato juice works nice. Its also good as a shot despite the warning.
its warns not to use as a shot, is that a real warning or just for show? shows them on this morning drinking it neat. Anyway its hot
Tried a small shot neat at a friend's house. I couldn't work out what the stuff smelt like, so when I drank it I made the mistake of holding it in my mouth to get the full flavour. My friend, who I am never talking to again by the way, didn't tell me what it was. What this is, is chemical warfare. I don't even think that dictators would drop this on villages. Certainly cleaned out the pipes. Be warned, this has after shocks.
