"The horror! The horror!" What have they done… I'll tell you what they've done, they've created a monster. The 'Hot Enough' Vodka Co. filled a carboy with vodka, and into it they poured so many Naga Jolokia chillies that there was nothing but darkness in that carboy, nothing but darkness. They left the chillies to infuse and impart their flavour, colour and deathly fire into the vodka, and they've bottled the result. We are sorry. We are truly sorry.
Any decent chilli product comes with warnings, here are ours:
By purchasing this bottle, you agree that:
1) I have been warned and fully understand that this product contains extreme heat and should be used and handled responsibly.
2) I use this product entirely at my own risk and I understand the potential danger if used or handled irresponsibly. If I give this product as a gift I will make the recipient aware of the potential danger if used or handled irresponsibly.
3) I accept that the retailer and manufacturer of this product will, under no circumstances, be responsible for, or liable for, any claims of injury or damage arising from the use or misuse of this product and by purchasing this product, whether for myself or as a gift, I acknowledge and agree to this fact without question.
4) I am not inebriated or of unsound mind and am fully able to make a rational decision to purchase this product.
Good crivvens, this stuff smells like pure evil, like the very blood of Satan himself. Such a pungent nose of chilli, it makes your eyes water just sniffing it.
Oh, actually, this stuff’s not so bad… Wait a second… What’s that… A burning sensation… Oh dear please no...
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I love this vodka. I'm half way my second bottle, though the first one went somehow faster after a couple of parties with people who claimed to like extremely hot food. Now they know MY definition of hot *LOL* As can be read in most of the reviews and on the bottle itself: DON'T DRINK AS A SHOT! Your mouth and the rest of your digestive system (including the end part) will not like you for it. You do, however, get the full taste. This is the somewhat bitter taste of Naga chillies alright. I prefer to drink it mixed with apple juice. This brings out the Naga flavour quite a bit and is quite nice to drink, as long as you don't use too much of this stuff. This vodka is also my 'secret' ingredient when I want to spice up a pot of chili con carne or a really spicy pasta sauce. If you let it boil for a bit, the alcohol evaporates but the heat and the taste of the Naga chillies stay. Great if you're a chilly-head like me :)
I bought this for a cricket team initiation drink... I was going to get the 250,000 scoville, but didn't want to ruin anyones night. As it turns out, this is delicious. Yes, it is hot, but nothing that is going to leave lasting damage. We all had multiple shots of it, and even some in tomato juice, which was excellent. I totally recommend it!
I took an adequate double measure in one NYE. Let's just say I didn't drink anything else except milk for an hour afterwards
I received my bottle today, i was so afraid to try it after reading all the comments, but when i did, i was dissapointed. I'm not that big of a chili head, but this thing is not burning at all. Yeah, I felt some little burning but nothing like I was expecting. Maybe my bottle was faulty, I dunno. I was hoping to experience that burning hell....
I tried a full shotglass of this, and i must say that it's not as hot as i thought it would be. Sure, it's hot, but only after swallowing the second shot after keeping it in my mouth for about 20 seconds, my eyes started to water and my nose started running slightly. I also tried it in several cocktails, and liked it. If you wonder what anything would taste like when spicy, just add this.
