Belvedere Vodka with Light (3L) 300cl

Check it out, here we have a jeroboam (that's a whole three litres) of the iconic quadruple-distilled Polish vodka that is Belvedere! If that wasn't enough, if you press a button on the base of this rather impressively large bottle, it illuminates. Part bottle of booze, part lamp. It's what we've always wanted.