Caption Contest #2 – Win a bottle of Bathtub Gin!

11th October 2011 2:29 pm

One of the most exciting events that sometimes, inexplicably comes into being is a Master of Malt caption contest. This certainly has absolutely nothing to do with the fact we had to do a blog post and this is the best Ben and I could think of at such short notice…

This week we turn to every aspiring rapper’s favourite gangster, Tony Montana (as everyone knows, the first rule of hiphop is if you’re going to quote a movie, it better star Al Pacino, and Scarface of course is high up on the priority list for “movies-you-have-to-quote-from-if-you’re-a-rapperm’n”).

Using the latest version of Photoshop, I’ve doctored this image of Tony, appearing excitedly at his balustrade at the film’s culmination, and now we turn to you to inject hilarity and whimsy!

Come up with a caption for the image below, and post your suggestions in the comments box. The best caption (which will be announced on Wednesday 19th October) will win a full bottle of our delicious Bathtub Gin!

Now, remember this is a wholesome, polite area of the internet, where we engage in gentlemanly conversation and dry wit. Please, please no obscenities or mentions of Tony Montana’s favourite pastime…

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35 Comments

Mike Gibb says:

11th October 2011 at 3:03 pm

Is "Say hello to my mother’s ruin?" too impolite for this part of the internet?

or

"Say hello to my juniper-infused leetle friend!!!"

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Bennie Dijkslag says:

11th October 2011 at 3:09 pm

"So you think you can out-drink me? Come on!!"

or

"Say hello to my little drink, I will sipp you all !!"

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Bobby Alexander says:

11th October 2011 at 3:23 pm

I’m Tony Montana! You drink with me, you drinkin’ with the best!

Who put this cocktail together? Me, that’s who!

Now you’re talking to me baby! That I like! Keep it coming!

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Oliver Franke says:

11th October 2011 at 3:32 pm

"I’m making you an offer you can not refuse… This fantastic drink! Slàinte mhòr!"

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G-LO says:

11th October 2011 at 3:34 pm

Here goes…

"First you get the Bathtub Gin, then you get the Noilly Prat Dry Vermouth, and THEN you get the Dry Martini!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ7HZATMKBY

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Alice Hawkins says:

11th October 2011 at 3:49 pm

" You want some ‘o this? Ha, come and get it … If you dare, I’ll fight every one of ya for it! "

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Alice Hawkins says:

11th October 2011 at 4:17 pm

" You want some ‘o this? Come and get it, I’ll fight every one of ya for it! This bad boys mine! "

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Casper Petersen says:

11th October 2011 at 4:32 pm

"You wanna sip of this?!"

"You want a refreshment? Get in the Bathtub"

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Jack Mayo says:

11th October 2011 at 5:09 pm

In this country, you gotta make the gin first. Then when you get the gin, you get the tonic. Then when you get the tonic, then you get the lemon.

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SMW says:

12th October 2011 at 3:30 am

"In this country, you gotta get the Gin first. Then when you get the Gin, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."

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Kavey says:

12th October 2011 at 10:16 am

"Drink with me, doll, or the bottle gets it!"

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Martin says:

12th October 2011 at 11:49 am

Hey baby what is your problem? Huh, you got a problem? You’re good looking, you got a beautiful body, beautiful scent, beautiful tastee, all these guys in love with you. Only you got a look in your eye like you haven’t been tasted in a year!

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Rich says:

12th October 2011 at 3:01 pm

This, my friend, is an explosion of love that rips through your heart like a lover on fire! WHO WANTS SOMMA THIS!

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Olaf Garrison says:

12th October 2011 at 9:35 pm

"I make martinis for fun, but for a green card I’m gonna shake this up real nice"

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Jane Willis says:

18th October 2011 at 11:44 am

Sheesh, I said "No olive." Didn’t you get that? You’ve stuch TWO freakin’ olives in it. What part of N-O O-L-I-V-E don’t you understand?

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Kate Cunningham says:

18th October 2011 at 11:50 am

"you swapped ma gin? And thought I wouldn’t notice…..You’re dead,son!"

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Aynslie McKeith says:

18th October 2011 at 12:00 pm

Yo! barman you got it wrong – Cuban’s don’t drink gin – but every dog has it’s day and today is yours! Pour me another one!

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Jon Dewart says:

18th October 2011 at 12:08 pm

You know who I am? YOU KNOW WHO I AM! I’M TONY MONTANA! This is my town – we play by my rules here. I don’t need no gun to defend myself – I’ll shoot you with this Gin. BLAM BLAM BLAM…I warned ya.

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Stephen Gibson says:

18th October 2011 at 12:21 pm

Don’t do drugs kids – do Bathtub Gin instead!

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Joseph Gallagher says:

18th October 2011 at 12:23 pm

"All I have in this world is my Bathtub Gin and my glass – and I don’t break them for no one."

or

"This is the tale of Tony Montana
Cubano flame
With Bathtub Gin.
Got a flimsy caption
but maybe I’ll still win!"

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Paul Newcombe says:

18th October 2011 at 12:26 pm

" Ya wanna play rough Professor, I’m gonna put a twist in your glass and see how ya like dat ! "

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Mark Hughes says:

18th October 2011 at 12:29 pm

Oh yeah?! Well I’m a double-O man too. One times Bathtub Gin, two times Olive. Kapeesh?

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Linda Burt says:

18th October 2011 at 12:36 pm

So I drink gin and wear skirts in my spare time, but if you call me Hannah Montana again, you are gunna be swmming with the fishes – capiche

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Mark Turner says:

18th October 2011 at 12:48 pm

“Say hello to my little friend”.

or

"I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship"

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Richard Clayton says:

18th October 2011 at 12:51 pm

>Tony, don’t spill me, please!
<I ain’t gonna spill you… Manalo, shoot that pitcher spirit

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Marc Leddy says:

18th October 2011 at 1:44 pm

"~You put the left olive in the right olive in, in out in out stir the gin about, your pour a little tonic and you turn around and thats what bath tub gin’s all about~"

or

"warning…..finishing tonys bath tub gin may make him angry!"

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Philip Hill says:

18th October 2011 at 2:16 pm

I told you I would do anything to protect my favourite tipple, next time you had better remember that bud!!

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CHARLESX says:

18th October 2011 at 2:48 pm

"I’m Tony Montana! , You Drink Gin with me , you’re drinking the bathtub with the best!!"

" You wanna drink with me? Okay. You wanna drink now? Okay. Say hello to my botanical bathtub friend!"

"In this country, you gotta get a bathtub first. Then when you get the bathtub, you get the gin. Then when you get the Bathtub Gin,
then you get the women."

"This is paradise, I’m tellin’ ya. This town is like a great big bathtub just waiting for gin"

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Jim Wilson says:

18th October 2011 at 3:00 pm

"I’m gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse"

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Daniel Williamson says:

18th October 2011 at 4:14 pm

Hey. If I wanna drink in the bath, I’ll drink in the bath! Why did you think I bought "Bathtub Gin" in the first place?

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Kate Cunningham says:

19th October 2011 at 11:27 am

"Yeah, I can see you’re shaken! Well, you got me stirred!"

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Graham Reid says:

19th October 2011 at 4:33 pm

I ask for a bathtub and you give me Gin? It doesn’t even have lime you filthy cockroach.

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barry kemp says:

19th October 2011 at 5:23 pm

I ASKED FOR CHERRIES, WHO DA HELL EATS OLIVES

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Michael Cowley says:

22nd October 2011 at 8:00 am

Bottle , glass,, glass bottle Tommy Cooper eat your heart out

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James Gilbert says:

13th November 2011 at 3:36 pm

"look at the size of my glass compared to my bottle….. get me a bigger bottle!"

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