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Caption Contest #2 – Win a bottle of Bathtub Gin!

by Michael Orson     11. October 2011 14:29
Win a bottle of Bathtub Gin!

One of the most exciting events that sometimes, inexplicably comes into being is a Master of Malt caption contest. This certainly has absolutely nothing to do with the fact we had to do a blog post and this is the best Ben and I could think of at such short notice...

This week we turn to every aspiring rapper’s favourite gangster, Tony Montana (as everyone knows, the first rule of hiphop is if you’re going to quote a movie, it better star Al Pacino, and Scarface of course is high up on the priority list for “movies-you-have-to-quote-from-if-you’re-a-rapperm'n”).

Using the latest version of Photoshop, I’ve doctored this image of Tony, appearing excitedly at his balustrade at the film’s culmination, and now we turn to you to inject hilarity and whimsy!

Come up with a caption for the image below, and post your suggestions in the comments box. The best caption (which will be announced on Wednesday 19th October) will win a full bottle of our delicious Bathtub Gin!

Win a bottle of Bathtub Gin!

Now, remember this is a wholesome, polite area of the internet, where we engage in gentlemanly conversation and dry wit. Please, please no obscenities or mentions of Tony Montana’s favourite pastime…

- The Chaps at Master of Malt -

Comments (35) -

10/11/2011 3:03:10 PM #

Is "Say hello to my mother's ruin?" too impolite for this part of the internet?


"Say hello to my juniper-infused leetle friend!!!"

Mike Gibb United Kingdom

10/11/2011 3:09:49 PM #

"So you think you can out-drink me? Come on!!"


"Say hello to my little drink, I will sipp you all !!"

Bennie Dijkslag Netherlands

10/11/2011 3:23:45 PM #

I'm Tony Montana! You drink with me, you drinkin' with the best!

Who put this cocktail together? Me, that's who!

Now you're talking to me baby! That I like! Keep it coming!

Bobby Alexander United States

10/11/2011 3:32:18 PM #

"I'm making you an offer you can not refuse... This fantastic drink! Slàinte mhòr!"

Oliver Franke Germany

10/11/2011 3:34:09 PM #

Here goes...

"First you get the Bathtub Gin, then you get the Noilly Prat Dry Vermouth, and THEN you get the Dry Martini!"

G-LO United States

10/11/2011 3:49:09 PM #

" You want some 'o this? Ha, come and get it ... If you dare, I'll fight every one of ya for it! "

Alice Hawkins United Kingdom

10/11/2011 4:17:10 PM #

" You want some 'o this? Come and get it, I'll fight every one of ya for it! This bad boys mine! "

Alice Hawkins United Kingdom

10/11/2011 4:32:29 PM #

"You wanna sip of this?!"

"You want a refreshment? Get in the Bathtub"

Casper Petersen Denmark

10/11/2011 5:09:02 PM #

In this country, you gotta make the gin first. Then when you get the gin, you get the tonic. Then when you get the tonic, then you get the lemon.

Jack Mayo United Kingdom

10/12/2011 3:30:06 AM #

"In this country, you gotta get the Gin first. Then when you get the Gin, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."

SMW United Kingdom

10/12/2011 10:16:58 AM #

"Drink with me, doll, or the bottle gets it!"

Kavey United Kingdom

10/12/2011 11:49:48 AM #

Hey baby what is your problem? Huh, you got a problem? You're good looking, you got a beautiful body, beautiful scent, beautiful tastee, all these guys in love with you. Only you got a look in your eye like you haven't been tasted in a year!

Martin United Kingdom

10/12/2011 3:01:11 PM #

This, my friend, is an explosion of love that rips through your heart like a lover on fire! WHO WANTS SOMMA THIS!

Rich Canada

10/12/2011 9:35:48 PM #

"I make martinis for fun, but for a green card I'm gonna shake this up real nice"

Olaf Garrison Uzbekistan

10/18/2011 11:44:54 AM #

Sheesh, I said "No olive." Didn't you get that? You've stuch TWO freakin' olives in it. What part of N-O O-L-I-V-E don't you understand?

Jane Willis United Kingdom

10/18/2011 11:50:28 AM #

"you swapped ma gin? And thought I wouldn't notice.....You're dead,son!"

Kate Cunningham United Kingdom

10/18/2011 12:00:37 PM #

Yo! barman you got it wrong - Cuban's don't drink gin - but every dog has it's day and today is yours! Pour me another one!

Aynslie McKeith United Kingdom

10/18/2011 12:08:20 PM #

You know who I am? YOU KNOW WHO I AM! I'M TONY MONTANA! This is my town - we play by my rules here. I don't need no gun to defend myself - I'll shoot you with this Gin. BLAM BLAM BLAM...I warned ya.

Jon Dewart United Kingdom

10/18/2011 12:21:51 PM #

Don't do drugs kids - do Bathtub Gin instead!

Stephen Gibson United Kingdom

10/18/2011 12:23:14 PM #

"All I have in this world is my Bathtub Gin and my glass - and I don't break them for no one."


"This is the tale of Tony Montana
Cubano flame
With Bathtub Gin.
Got a flimsy caption
but maybe I'll still win!"

Joseph Gallagher United Kingdom

10/18/2011 12:26:57 PM #

" Ya wanna play rough Professor,  I'm gonna put a twist in your glass and see how ya like dat ! "

Paul Newcombe United Kingdom

10/18/2011 12:29:03 PM #

Oh yeah?! Well I'm a double-O man too. One times Bathtub Gin, two times Olive. Kapeesh?

Mark Hughes South Africa

10/18/2011 12:36:04 PM #

So I drink gin and wear skirts in my spare time, but if you call me Hannah Montana again, you are gunna be swmming with the fishes - capiche

Linda Burt United Kingdom

10/18/2011 12:48:53 PM #

“Say hello to my little friend”.


"I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship"

Mark Turner United Kingdom

10/18/2011 12:51:48 PM #

>Tony, don't spill me, please!
<I ain't gonna spill you... Manalo, shoot that pitcher spirit

Richard Clayton United Kingdom

10/18/2011 1:44:59 PM #

"~You put the left olive in the right olive in, in out in out stir the gin about, your pour a little tonic and you turn around and thats what bath tub gin's all about~"


"warning.....finishing tonys bath tub gin may make him angry!"

Marc Leddy United Kingdom

10/18/2011 2:16:13 PM #

I told you I would do anything to protect my favourite tipple, next time you had better remember that bud!!

Philip Hill United Kingdom

10/18/2011 2:48:46 PM #

"I'm Tony Montana! , You Drink Gin with me , you're drinking the bathtub with the best!!"

" You wanna drink with me? Okay. You wanna drink now? Okay. Say hello to my botanical bathtub friend!"

"In this country, you gotta get a bathtub first. Then when you get the bathtub, you get the gin. Then when you get the Bathtub Gin,
then you get the women."

"This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town is like a great big bathtub just waiting for gin"

CHARLESX Australia

10/18/2011 3:00:42 PM #

"I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse"

Jim Wilson Ireland

10/18/2011 4:14:47 PM #

Hey. If I wanna drink in the bath, I'll drink in the bath! Why did you think I bought "Bathtub Gin" in the first place?

Daniel Williamson United States

10/19/2011 11:27:25 AM #

"Yeah, I can see you're shaken! Well, you got me stirred!"

Kate Cunningham United Kingdom

10/19/2011 4:33:57 PM #

I ask for a bathtub and you give me Gin? It doesn't even have lime you filthy cockroach.

Graham Reid United Kingdom

10/19/2011 5:23:27 PM #


barry kemp United Kingdom

10/22/2011 8:00:47 AM #

Bottle , glass,, glass bottle Tommy Cooper eat your heart out

Michael Cowley United Kingdom

11/13/2011 3:36:51 PM #

"look at the size of my glass compared to my bottle..... get me a bigger bottle!"

James Gilbert United Kingdom

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