Caption Contest #2 – Win a bottle of Bathtub Gin!

Win a bottle of Bathtub Gin!

One of the most exciting events that sometimes, inexplicably comes into being is a Master of Malt caption contest. This certainly has absolutely nothing to do with the fact we had to do a blog post and this is the best Ben and I could think of at such short notice…

This week we turn to every aspiring rapper’s favourite gangster, Tony Montana (as everyone knows, the first rule of hiphop is if you’re going to quote a movie, it better star Al Pacino, and Scarface of course is high up on the priority list for “movies-you-have-to-quote-from-if-you’re-a-rapperm’n”).

Using the latest version of Photoshop, I’ve doctored this image of Tony, appearing excitedly at his balustrade at the film’s culmination, and now we turn to you to inject hilarity and whimsy!

Come up with a caption for the image below, and post your suggestions in the comments box. The best caption (which will be announced on Wednesday 19th October) will win a full bottle of our delicious Bathtub Gin!


Win a bottle of Bathtub Gin!


Now, remember this is a wholesome, polite area of the internet, where we engage in gentlemanly conversation and dry wit. Please, please no obscenities or mentions of Tony Montana’s favourite pastime…

– The Chaps at Master of Malt –

Categories : Competitions, Gin

35 comments on “Caption Contest #2 – Win a bottle of Bathtub Gin!”

  1. Mike Gibb says:

    Is "Say hello to my mother’s ruin?" too impolite for this part of the internet?


    "Say hello to my juniper-infused leetle friend!!!"

  2. "So you think you can out-drink me? Come on!!"


    "Say hello to my little drink, I will sipp you all !!"

  3. Bobby Alexander says:

    I’m Tony Montana! You drink with me, you drinkin’ with the best!

    Who put this cocktail together? Me, that’s who!

    Now you’re talking to me baby! That I like! Keep it coming!

  4. Oliver Franke says:

    "I’m making you an offer you can not refuse… This fantastic drink! Slàinte mhòr!"

  5. G-LO says:

    Here goes…

    "First you get the Bathtub Gin, then you get the Noilly Prat Dry Vermouth, and THEN you get the Dry Martini!"

  6. Alice Hawkins says:

    " You want some ‘o this? Ha, come and get it … If you dare, I’ll fight every one of ya for it! "

  7. Alice Hawkins says:

    " You want some ‘o this? Come and get it, I’ll fight every one of ya for it! This bad boys mine! "

  8. Casper Petersen says:

    "You wanna sip of this?!"

    "You want a refreshment? Get in the Bathtub"

  9. Jack Mayo says:

    In this country, you gotta make the gin first. Then when you get the gin, you get the tonic. Then when you get the tonic, then you get the lemon.

  10. SMW says:

    "In this country, you gotta get the Gin first. Then when you get the Gin, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."

  11. Kavey says:

    "Drink with me, doll, or the bottle gets it!"

  12. Martin says:

    Hey baby what is your problem? Huh, you got a problem? You’re good looking, you got a beautiful body, beautiful scent, beautiful tastee, all these guys in love with you. Only you got a look in your eye like you haven’t been tasted in a year!

  13. Rich says:

    This, my friend, is an explosion of love that rips through your heart like a lover on fire! WHO WANTS SOMMA THIS!

  14. Olaf Garrison says:

    "I make martinis for fun, but for a green card I’m gonna shake this up real nice"

  15. Jane Willis says:

    Sheesh, I said "No olive." Didn’t you get that? You’ve stuch TWO freakin’ olives in it. What part of N-O O-L-I-V-E don’t you understand?

  16. Kate Cunningham says:

    "you swapped ma gin? And thought I wouldn’t notice…..You’re dead,son!"

  17. Aynslie McKeith says:

    Yo! barman you got it wrong – Cuban’s don’t drink gin – but every dog has it’s day and today is yours! Pour me another one!

  18. Jon Dewart says:

    You know who I am? YOU KNOW WHO I AM! I’M TONY MONTANA! This is my town – we play by my rules here. I don’t need no gun to defend myself – I’ll shoot you with this Gin. BLAM BLAM BLAM…I warned ya.

  19. Stephen Gibson says:

    Don’t do drugs kids – do Bathtub Gin instead!

  20. Joseph Gallagher says:

    "All I have in this world is my Bathtub Gin and my glass – and I don’t break them for no one."


    "This is the tale of Tony Montana
    Cubano flame
    With Bathtub Gin.
    Got a flimsy caption
    but maybe I’ll still win!"

  21. Paul Newcombe says:

    " Ya wanna play rough Professor, I’m gonna put a twist in your glass and see how ya like dat ! "

  22. Mark Hughes says:

    Oh yeah?! Well I’m a double-O man too. One times Bathtub Gin, two times Olive. Kapeesh?

  23. Linda Burt says:

    So I drink gin and wear skirts in my spare time, but if you call me Hannah Montana again, you are gunna be swmming with the fishes – capiche

  24. Mark Turner says:

    “Say hello to my little friend”.


    "I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship"

  25. Richard Clayton says:

    >Tony, don’t spill me, please!
    <I ain’t gonna spill you… Manalo, shoot that pitcher spirit

  26. Marc Leddy says:

    "~You put the left olive in the right olive in, in out in out stir the gin about, your pour a little tonic and you turn around and thats what bath tub gin’s all about~"


    "warning…..finishing tonys bath tub gin may make him angry!"

  27. Philip Hill says:

    I told you I would do anything to protect my favourite tipple, next time you had better remember that bud!!

  28. CHARLESX says:

    "I’m Tony Montana! , You Drink Gin with me , you’re drinking the bathtub with the best!!"

    " You wanna drink with me? Okay. You wanna drink now? Okay. Say hello to my botanical bathtub friend!"

    "In this country, you gotta get a bathtub first. Then when you get the bathtub, you get the gin. Then when you get the Bathtub Gin,
    then you get the women."

    "This is paradise, I’m tellin’ ya. This town is like a great big bathtub just waiting for gin"

  29. Jim Wilson says:

    "I’m gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse"

  30. Daniel Williamson says:

    Hey. If I wanna drink in the bath, I’ll drink in the bath! Why did you think I bought "Bathtub Gin" in the first place?

  31. Kate Cunningham says:

    "Yeah, I can see you’re shaken! Well, you got me stirred!"

  32. Graham Reid says:

    I ask for a bathtub and you give me Gin? It doesn’t even have lime you filthy cockroach.

  33. barry kemp says:


  34. Michael Cowley says:

    Bottle , glass,, glass bottle Tommy Cooper eat your heart out

  35. James Gilbert says:

    "look at the size of my glass compared to my bottle….. get me a bigger bottle!"

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