Plunder a Free dram o' Rumbullion! for Talk Like A Pirate Day!
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Plunder a Free dram o' Rumbullion! for Talk Like A Pirate Day!

by Sam Smith     18. September 2013 09:35

Pirate blog

Garr! What be this shiny box? What be a blog? Can I fight it? Garr!

Ahoy there, mateys! It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day, it be! Well, it actually be tomorrow, but why settle for one day, when ye can have two? Set sail for yellin', poor grammar 'n' parrots! Yarr!

International Talk Like A Pirate Day be the best day for rum! Spicy like a hell-hound’s bark 'n' temptin' as a Siren’s song, rum be some o' arr favarrite booty. Yo ho ho 'n' a bottle o' rum!

What’s that, bucko? Ye have no rum? Garr! Why is the rum gone? Has it been plundered by some seafarin' scallywag, or did ye plunder it all yarrself like a salty dog?

Why has all the rum gone Johnny Depp

Yarr! A sorry sight to see!

Be not worried, me hearties! The Master o' Malt ship be carryin' a big bounty o' rum 'n' for arr pirate family, we be givin’ away a free dram o’ Rumbullion! with every full (70cl) bottle o’ dark or spiced rum ye buy between the 18th-19th o' September!

What’s that? Ye were goin’ to buy the ol’ Rumbullion! anyways? Yarr! Then ye be receivin' a free dram o' Rumbullion! Navy-Strength instead, bottled at 57% abv, ha harr!!! Now that be a real clap o' thunder!

Cap’n Cornelius Ampleforth loves makin’ his Rumbullion! out on the ocean 'n' has put together a treasure chest full o’ drams for his buccaneer friends! Many a pirate has shouted “Shiver me timbers!” because it be so tasty, 'n' the Cap’n won’t stop ‘til there be no timbers left to shiver!

Professor Cornelius Ampleforth's Rumbullion!

Ahoy there, me beauty!

Made with the finest high proof Caribbean rum 'n' a secret recipe that Cap’n Cornelius won in a game o’ Liar's dice, Rumbullion!’s coffers be overflowin' wit’ intensity, sweet sensations, citrus to fight the scurvy 'n' a spiciness that will keep ye warm out on the Seven Seas.

Collect together yarr pieces o' eight, buy a full bottle o’ dark or spiced rum 'n' get yarr hands or yarr hooks or yarr hook hands on a free dram o’ Rumbullion! Or get ye-self a full bottle o’ the Rumbullion! for a free dram o’ the Rumbullion! Navy-Strength!

It be that simples ya rapscallions! Then sit in ye crow’s nest and keep yarr one eye out for the parrot post! Ha harr!!!

Pirate post

Polly! Ye be ready for a trip to Yorksharrr?!


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