Caption Contest #4 – Win a bottle of Clynelish Whisky!

Clynelish Caption Contest

We thought it was high time we ran another caption competition (maybe we just felt like giving away some whisky), although this time with a bit of a twist… Where we found the original of this particular image however, I really don’t know.

Personally, I find it even more perturbing than C.M. Coolidge’s paintings of dogs playing poker. (“They’re dogs… and they’re playing poker…!”)

The prize for the best caption will be a bottle of the frankly excellent Single Malt Scotch Whisky Clynelish – Batch 2 from That Boutique-y Whisky Company, which, appropriately enough, features a bunch of grammatically-challenged cats best known for their captioned images!

(A couple of samples will also be up for grabs for honourable mentions that didn’t quite scoop the main prize.)

So… what you need to do to receive full-marks is to create your own internet meme using the image above! (You can click on it for a larger version.) Your finished results should then be posted on our Facebook page.

There are various meme generators online that Google will kindly fetch for you, (you can of course use Photoshop or other image software if you so wish*).

To get the ball rolling, we have created a couple of said memes as examples (see below). Think you can do better? Cogs already turning? There could be some whisky in it for you…

Caption Image 1

Would this face lie to you?


Caption Image 2

I should probably point out at this stage that I didn’t make these examples…


Clynelish Batch 2 That Boutique-y Whisky Company

The Prize! Clynelish Batch 2 (That Boutique-y Whisky Company) – 50cl, 50.60% – £56.95



*Just don’t use Paint, or we’ll place your name on ‘The List’**

**at least use the text tool…

Categories : Competitions, Whisky

33 comments on “Caption Contest #4 – Win a bottle of Clynelish Whisky!”

  1. marco lindström says:

    feeling like dog, looking like ape. I need drink.

  2. Joe says:

    Did I ever tell you the story of how I lost the toe?

  3. Jason Baglietto says:

    This is the dog ape only blend. Sorry better get your own.

  4. GERRY THOMSON says:

    and you think your sharing my bottle?

  5. Chad Rothon says:


  6. Annette says:

    A dog and a monkey walked into a bar…

  7. Stevely says:

    I don’t always shave but when I do, it’s cask strength Master of Malt whisky.

  8. Eileen Warr-Marti says:

    Does this bottle make me look like a Pug?

  9. Moira Haswell says:

    "You should see the other guy."

  10. I may not be able to say Clynelish but with opposable thumbs I can open the bottle!!

  11. Fiona Wark says:

    "Try hair of the dog they said….
    and I thought the hangover was bad"

  12. Patricia Cooke says:

    Next time I’ll drink it neat and not add a mixer.

  13. Doug High says:

    All of the other guys in Dad’s litter said that he could never get it on with a hot chimp like my Mom, but they completey under-estimated just how effectively an excellent malt can overcome any nature of adversity!

  14. Doug High says:


  15. Nicholas Webb-Wood says:

    ‘My precious’

  16. Susan Cameron says:

    Join me things will start too look better

  17. Susan Cameron says:

    Join me things will start too look better

  18. Jeni says:

    I travel light

  19. Grant Coggans says:

    Beer Goggles not strong enough my love? then try some of my Clynelish.

  20. Hellie says:

    When it comes to scotch, aint no monkeying around, clynelish is the Dogs …. !

  21. Hellie says:

    Clynelish….the dogs, no ape.

  22. Kevin says:

    You’d like a dram but want it with some soda? I think not. This bottle is staying right here.

  23. Bob Hoffer says:

    I fought, I conqured, I won, now I’ts mine!

  24. Bob Hoffer says:

    I fought, I conqured, I won. Now I’ts mine!

  25. steven young says:

    Of course you can have a dram! No charge except for a big juicy kiss!

  26. Glenn Payne says:

    Evolution takes generations, give me twelve years to age my scotch and I will definitely be a Monkey’s Uncle !

  27. Tim Nicholson says:

    A couple of "Monkey’s Shoulders" with a chaser of "Brewdog" to top them off? No, I’d prefer a "Boutique-y thanks".

  28. Rob Falconer says:

    I was Darwin’s chauffeur – I drove him to drink

  29. Moira Haswell says:

    "It’s either this or a boxer wine"

  30. Moira Haswell says:

    "A dog, a monkey and a geneticist walk in to a bar…."

  31. sarah solway says:

    "The label did say, not recommended for hair or the dog"

  32. Dewi Owen says:

    I am the cat’s older brother.

  33. Dewi Owen says:

    I miss my mum and my kid brothers, I carry their pictures around with me on this bottle.

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