The season to be jolly is rapidly approaching, and we’ve got baubles and crackers aplenty so you can spread the spirit of Christmas MoM-style!
Christmas is almost upon us. The most wonderful time of the year is nearly here. Soon it’ll be time to awkwardly hoist your Christmas tree down from the attic. And you’ll need to decorate it. You’ll also need to decide what should actually go under it. Don’t forget about after-Christmas dinner drinks! Christmas may be all kinds of magical and brilliant, but my word, there is so much to do.
Fortunately, we’re already very much in the Christmas spirit here at MoM Towers. We’re dedicated to helping you see in the season with plenty of festive cheer. While our omniscient, red-coated, heavily-bearded, festive and acclaimed friend #WhiskySanta has been giving away £250,000-worth of the finest spirits to all you lovely drinks fans, we’ve been busy compiling a list of fabulous festive necessities, just for you! That’s right, we’ve got an array of boozy baubles and crackers right here, ready and primed to assist with that all-important decoration process. Enjoy!
Pickering’s Gin Christmas Baubles
As you well know, Christmas is the time of year where we awkwardly lumber a tree and drag it into our homes, decorate it, light it up and then stick a host of expensive and thoughtful gifts underneath it. Which is really odd. But also kind of brilliant, and of course traditional. This year you can improve upon tradition by securely hanging this set of six colourful plastic baubles on your tree. Each is filled with 50ml of fantastic Pickering’s Gin! Now, if only there was a way we could get tinsel tonic…
Drinks by the Dram Whisky Baubles
If gin’s not your thing and you’re more of a whisky fan, there’s no need to fret. You can decorate your Christmas tree to your exacting taste with festive tipples thanks to Drinks by the Dram! These brilliant baubles contain 30ml drams of top-notch tasty whisky. Cheers to that!
Drinks by the Dram Spirit & Liqueur Crackers
When you pull a Christmas cracker you’re probably used to getting a party hat, a crap joke and a truly terrible plastic item. Heck, it’s a seasonal institution. This year, however, you can do better. The Drinks by the Dram Spirit & Liqueur Crackers set contains six crackers, each packed with a different delicious wax-sealed 30ml spirit or liqueur dram, the perfect reward for cracker-pulling victory and/or the ideal post-Christmas-dinner drinks!
Douglas Laing’s Remarkable Regional Malts Whisky Baubles
A great gift for the whisky fanatic in your life, this set of glass baubles contains blended malts from top independent bottler, Douglas Laing. Made by the good folks over at Angels’ Share Glass, each of the four baubles contains 50ml of a different Douglas Laing Remarkable Regional Malts expression: Big Peat, Scallywag, Rock Oyster or Timorous Beastie. That’s the kind of angel I want on my kind of tree… (expect jokes that bad in the crackers, too!)
The Lakes Gin Bauble 20cl
The wonderful Lakes Distillery is going all out on the festive fun, too! That’s why it has released this mega bauble filled with a whopping 200ml of its very own Lakes Gin, featuring botanicals like bilberries, heather and meadowsweet (among others). That’s up to four G&Ts from a single bauble! Consider Christmas Day drinks sorted.
Drinks by the Dram Single Cracker – Johnnie Walker Blue Label
Everyone knows two things about Christmas Crackers: 1) pulling them is fab, particularly if you’re victorious, and 2) the prizes inside are crap. Well, you don’t have to put up with “magic” plastic fish or ridiculously small deck of cards this year. Drinks by the Dram fills its Christmas Crackers with wax-sealed 30ml sample drams of deliciousness, because they rock. This particular edition contains the superb Johnnie Walker Blue Label. Enjoy!
The ONE Bauble Gift Set
You might have noticed that there is a theme developing here with all these baubles… At MoM Towers, we just believe the standard fare of Christmas tree ornaments needs a little updating and improving. Why settle for ceramic hanging figures, wooden objects vaguely related to the season and endless, endless bloody glitter when instead you can enjoy The ONE Bauble Gift Set? It contains six plastic baubles each holding 50ml of The ONE, one the distillery’s many fine expressions, which was crafted with a blend of whiskies from around the British Isles. That really is upping the festive ante…
Drinks by the Dram Single Bauble – Yuletide Gin (That Boutique-y Gin Company)
Spirit-filled baubles are clearly all the rage this Christmas. The clever clogs over at Drinks by the Dram filled this bauble with a 30ml, wax-sealed sample dram of the most sensational seasonal gin around – That Boutique-y Gin Company’s Yuletide Gin! It was crafted with festive botanicals such as frankincense, myrrh, an entire gingerbread house, nutmeg, cloves and even gold flakes (so you can shake it like a snow-globe)! Candy canes won’t be the only delicious treat on your tree this year.