"The horror! The horror!" What have they done… I'll tell you what they've done, they've created a monster. The 'Hot Enough' Vodka Co. filled a carboy with vodka, and into it they poured so many Naga Jolokia chillies that there was nothing but darkness in that carboy, nothing but darkness. They left the chillies to infuse and impart their flavour, colour and deathly fire into the vodka, and they've bottled the result. We are sorry. We are truly sorry.
Any decent chilli product comes with warnings, here are ours:
By purchasing this bottle, you agree that:
1) I have been warned and fully understand that this product contains extreme heat and should be used and handled responsibly.
2) I use this product entirely at my own risk and I understand the potential danger if used or handled irresponsibly. If I give this product as a gift I will make the recipient aware of the potential danger if used or handled irresponsibly.
3) I accept that the retailer and manufacturer of this product will, under no circumstances, be responsible for, or liable for, any claims of injury or damage arising from the use or misuse of this product and by purchasing this product, whether for myself or as a gift, I acknowledge and agree to this fact without question.
4) I am not inebriated or of unsound mind and am fully able to make a rational decision to purchase this product.
Good crivvens, this stuff smells like pure evil, like the very blood of Satan himself. Such a pungent nose of chilli, it makes your eyes water just sniffing it.
Oh, actually, this stuff’s not so bad… Wait a second… What’s that… A burning sensation… Oh dear please no...
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It is hard to taste any alcohol in it as instantly you get feeling like someone just set your mouth in FIRE! And that was just little sip...I do not think that is safe to your life to have whole shot at once...but still I think I will challenge my friends: whoever drinks whole shot and keeps straight face wins £20. Never seen\tasted anything like this...it is just...ohh...pfff...eee...my mind still did not recover after trying it :):) If you like challenges and you are brave enough go for it!!!!
I don't know who jingo is, but damn, this is hot vodka. Whoever this jingo guy that is, tell him to be more careful when he's packing his vodka barrels. Don't let peppers fall in them. Spicy! Buy Jingo!
Tried this last night and its is really quite hot. I like my chilli's and this does not disappoint. The first sip is ok and you think 'mmm, not too bad' but then the heat builds and builds with each sip until your mouth is on fire. However, this is a great experience and if you like chilli try it, its fun!!
my bottle arrived today, and it was the first delivery I had ever been uncomfortable about opening - knowing that I would have to try it. I decided to pour a mere millimeter into a shot glass (because I'm brave like that) and took a sip. I was expecting it to taste more peppery, like a background flavor of a bell pepper - but instead all i got was the flavour of vodka enitially and then some reasonable warmth. I thought it wasn't that bad so decided to finish the rest in the glass....but it was that bad! A mouthful of milk and a headful of regret later, and I sit at my computer with a tongue that hates me! Now i know what to expect, I will definitely use this product in some drinks recipes. To honestly sum up this product - f*****g hot!!!!!
I bought this for my husband as a gift. Many's the time he's handed me a forkfull of curry saying "Can you taste that and see if it's hot because it doesn't seem hot to me?", only for me to spend the next 20 minutes swearing and gargling milk. I don't fall for that any more. He took one teeny tiny sip of this, went red, sweated a lot and said "By jingo - that's hot!". Apparently it makes a fantastic bloody mary...I will never be brave enough to find out. Well done MofM for creating something my husband actually finds challenging.
