"The horror! The horror!" What have they done… I'll tell you what they've done, they've created a monster. The 'Hot Enough' Vodka Co. filled a carboy with vodka, and into it they poured so many Naga Jolokia chillies that there was nothing but darkness in that carboy, nothing but darkness. They left the chillies to infuse and impart their flavour, colour and deathly fire into the vodka, and they've bottled the result. We are sorry. We are truly sorry.
Any decent chilli product comes with warnings, here are ours:
By purchasing this bottle, you agree that:
1) I have been warned and fully understand that this product contains extreme heat and should be used and handled responsibly.
2) I use this product entirely at my own risk and I understand the potential danger if used or handled irresponsibly. If I give this product as a gift I will make the recipient aware of the potential danger if used or handled irresponsibly.
3) I accept that the retailer and manufacturer of this product will, under no circumstances, be responsible for, or liable for, any claims of injury or damage arising from the use or misuse of this product and by purchasing this product, whether for myself or as a gift, I acknowledge and agree to this fact without question.
4) I am not inebriated or of unsound mind and am fully able to make a rational decision to purchase this product.
Good crivvens, this stuff smells like pure evil, like the very blood of Satan himself. Such a pungent nose of chilli, it makes your eyes water just sniffing it.
Oh, actually, this stuff’s not so bad… Wait a second… What’s that… A burning sensation… Oh dear please no...
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Ahh man. This stuff is ridiculous. One of my friends decided to have me take a shot one night at the bar. Just told me it was vodka. Turns out its this stuff! I thought I was going to kill him. Literally.
Hotter than the sun
It is hot, very hot. But the disappointment is that it is so very, very bitter. A good try but not a success sadly.
Heat is interesting, if indeed fairly extreme as advertised. But I found the lingering bitterness very unpalatable. Less a drink in any form, more of a weapon or punishment for ex friends. Sorry guys, not a success!
this stuff is wonderful. wonderful in a really quite painful yet entertaining way which is guaranteed to liven up your evening. if your idea of livening something up is to watch grown men and women cry pathetically that is. making my mouth water just thinking about it. maybe just one more bloody mary, then...
