"The horror! The horror!" What have they done… I'll tell you what they've done, they've created a monster. The 'Hot Enough' Vodka Co. filled a carboy with vodka, and into it they poured so many Naga Jolokia chillies that there was nothing but darkness in that carboy, nothing but darkness. They left the chillies to infuse and impart their flavour, colour and deathly fire into the vodka, and they've bottled the result. We are sorry. We are truly sorry.
Any decent chilli product comes with warnings, here are ours:
By purchasing this bottle, you agree that:
1) I have been warned and fully understand that this product contains extreme heat and should be used and handled responsibly.
2) I use this product entirely at my own risk and I understand the potential danger if used or handled irresponsibly. If I give this product as a gift I will make the recipient aware of the potential danger if used or handled irresponsibly.
3) I accept that the retailer and manufacturer of this product will, under no circumstances, be responsible for, or liable for, any claims of injury or damage arising from the use or misuse of this product and by purchasing this product, whether for myself or as a gift, I acknowledge and agree to this fact without question.
4) I am not inebriated or of unsound mind and am fully able to make a rational decision to purchase this product.
Good crivvens, this stuff smells like pure evil, like the very blood of Satan himself. Such a pungent nose of chilli, it makes your eyes water just sniffing it.
Oh, actually, this stuff’s not so bad… Wait a second… What’s that… A burning sensation… Oh dear please no...
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Friend and I did this as a shooter. Just...don't. Believe everyone saying it's as hot as a million suns. We were paralysed for a good ten minutes. Not even Baileys made the fire go away. Five stars for punch and surprise - and knowing what to order for unsuspecting friends in the future...
I bought that vodka and I`m gonna say is unbelivable strong, extremly hot, impossible to drink that bootle by your self (5 shots which I did ends that I`ve suffered 2 days and all my fleshs was burn). I shared with friends(amazing fun) everyone want to try it and show you how hard is he - and after few second they running to tap drink gallooons of water. This vodka is not for drinking is for fun or drinks :)
Some of my buddies and I tried this drink, and for me personally I think I handled it pretty well seeing that I love hot and spicy foods, HOWEVER! this is by far the hottest thing I ever had, you feel the wrath of what this drink has to offer instantly. As far as my buddies goes....words can't explain their reactions...priceless.
Normally with even very hot hot sauce, even the Jolokia stuff, there's a brief period where you kinda know it's hot, but then it just keeps getting far worse over a minute or two. Not with this stuff. The alcohol must create some type of electrical conduit between the pepper and anything in your mouth that's wet, which would be everything. The microsecond this hits your tongue you know EXACTLY what's going on. Then a few seconds while the vapor fills your noise.. "Is this really happening this fast?" followed by "wow, this is really really really hot... ".
was brought this as a gift by my cousin after saying id drink that after seeing phillip scofield try it on this morning so me being me who likes hot food fillled a shot glass n downed it in one at first it was fine then coudnt breath had my mouth under the cold tap drinking milk my cousin said its the best money he has every spend
