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    Mermaid Tears Vodka 50cl

    England • 50cl • 40%
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    StylePlain Vodka
    CountryEnglish Vodka
    Distillery/BrandFirebox

    Mermaid Tears Vodka

    This glittery tipple is Mermaid Tears Vodka, a French grain vodka that is supposedly made with the tears of mermaids. Frankly, this brought up all sorts of questions at MoM Towers, so we consulted our Junior In-House Mythological Creature Associate, Taylor. We asked "How do you make a mermaid cry?" Taylor assumes it's something to do with watching the sad part of that mermaid film with the singing crab. We asked "Why are mermaid tears glittery?" Taylor says that on average, a mermaid eats around 4 tonnes of glitter a year to keep their tail shiny as a way to dazzle and confuse pirates. Glittery tears are a byproduct of this. We asked "Are mermaids friends with centaurs?" Taylor says they're on pretty good terms.

    Tasting Note by The Chaps at Master of Malt

    Quite creamy, with fruity sweetness coming through clearly.

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