Chicken Cock Cherry Bounce 70cl

There aren't really any words for this. A cherry flavoured spirit drink with a 'subtle' name whose only saving grace is that Cherry Bounce is at least a real thing. It's a recipe from the 'first First Lady' Martha Washington that was originally made with cherries, brandy and spices. Chicken Cock's take is made with cherry cola flavouring and claims to have 375% less sugar than Fireball. For service Chicken Cock's website suggests mixing with cola for a Spiked Cherry Coke or with whipped vodka and a splash of cola for a 'Concocktion' by the name of... erm... Cherry Pop. Right, that's it. I quit.