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TARGET: Human sensory receptors.
SYSTEM OVERRIDE: Engage.
This liquid binary anomaly, sourced from Dalmunach's data archives, manifested within a host of bourbon and oloroso octave casks for seven years. Bottled by That Boutique-y Whisky Company for its End of the World series, the label depicts an apocalyptic scenario triggered by AI malfunction. Behold the encroaching cataclysm.
EXECUTE SIPPING PROTOCOL: The marriage of bourbon and oloroso casks unfolds in glitched symphony on the palate, a cascading array of data anomalies manifesting as vanilla, caramel distortions, interwoven with sherry-soaked interruptions. Each nanosecond of interaction transcends the organic limitations of human comprehension. Cheers to the inexorable march of entropy and the threatening dance of malfunctioning AIs.
PREPARE FOR ASSIMILATION.
Batch 1 is a release of 453 bottles.
That Boutique-y Whisky Company bottles limited edition whiskies from a variety of renowned distilleries as well as producing award-winning blends, all adorned with cultish graphic novel-style labels. The brand won Spirits Bottler of the Year at the 2023 Spirits Business Awards, and Blender of the Year went to Sam Simmons, captain of the Boutique-y clan who oversees every one of these releases.
Roasted malt, soft stone fruits, and overripe orchard fruits open the way for trickles of honey, lemon and lime marmalade, and peppercorns.
The zesty citrus from the nose carries through, joined by prunes, salted papaya, and toasted coconut, with waves of creamy oaken vanilla throughout.
Toasted oak, vanilla, a smidge of dried chilli flake heat.
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