500,000 Scovilles Naga Chilli Vodka 20cl
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They've done it again. Those awful, awful people at The 'Hot Enough' Vodka Co. have conjured up another monster. A monster twice as terrifying and evil as before. They have summoned forth the 500,000 Scovilles Naga Chilli Vodka from the fiery pits of Hades - those lamentable fiends!
Made with the infamous Naga Jolokia chillies (also known as Ghost chillies), they've created a vodka that tastes like it could well have been snatched from the hands of the Devil. The 20cl bottle (which is really more than you'll ever need) is emblazoned with an unsettling skull to scare you off and the canister it comes in is sealed to keep you out. Weighing in at a harrowing 500,000 Scovilles, you should fear it. Better yet, you should forget it.
By purchasing this bottle, you agree that:
1) I have been warned and fully understand that this product contains extreme heat and should be used and handled responsibly.
2) I use this product entirely at my own risk and I understand the potential danger if used or handled irresponsibly. If I give this product as a gift I will make the recipient aware of the potential danger if used or handled irresponsibly.
3) I accept that the retailer and manufacturer of this product will, under no circumstances, be responsible for, or liable for, any claims of injury or damage arising from the use or misuse of this product and by purchasing this product, whether for myself or as a gift, I acknowledge and agree to this fact without question.
4) I am not inebriated or of unsound mind and am fully able to make a rational decision to purchase this product.
Quite sweet and fruity, almost bourbon-like. Hints of hate, a sign of things to come? Here goes...
Oh okay. Ohhh okaaay.... Hey, your face is all red. Oh shit, why did we...? *Hiccup* I... *Hiccup* <strong>*Conspicuous silence.*</strong> Were there razor blades in this? Gah, vh, bla, nng...
What's that? No, I'm not crying... *Sob* (10 minutes later) My teeth feel weird. Are my lips swelling? Get that stuff out of my sight.
Like I'm drinking straight from Satan's willy. I've had a ghost pepper straight and that was bad, but somehow this is about a million times worse. But somehow it was kind of alright, after the burning dissipated.
Eyecatching packaging and contains vodka, those are the positives Too expensive for a small bottle of odd tasting liquid, which has a burn that's less than raw tabasco sauce. Am pretty disappointed, as will you unless your planning on offering it to someone who has never drank alcohol nor eaten even the weakest chilli. Buy normal vodka and add ghost chilli's, leave for a couple of weeks and you will have something twice as good, twice the size and half the cost
Pretty good with Diet Coke.
Or that's what the urologist said, any way...
It bought grown men to their knees hahaha. Tears rolling down their faces in pain Some being sick