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They've have created another monster, summoned from the very bowels of hell, formed in a vile carboy filled with a horrid mound of Naga Jolokia chillies, steeped in grain vodka. It's packaged in a handsome, heavy glass bottle with industrial-grade sealing wire and lead security seal (with a skull and crossbones embossed on it). To get to this bottle, you'll literally have to open it with wire cutters, but we strongly recommend that you don't. In fact, this unspeakable 250,000 Scovilles vodka is a chilli vodka so horrendous we suggest you don’t even purchase it. Please just shut down your computer and have a nice cup of tea instead. Try to forget what you saw.
Any decent chilli product comes with warnings, here are ours:
By purchasing this bottle, you agree that:
1) I have been warned and fully understand that this product contains extreme heat and should be used and handled responsibly.
2) I use this product entirely at my own risk and I understand the potential danger if used or handled irresponsibly. If I give this product as a gift I will make the recipient aware of the potential danger if used or handled irresponsibly.
3) I accept that the retailer and manufacturer of this product will, under no circumstances, be responsible for, or liable for, any claims of injury or damage arising from the use or misuse of this product and by purchasing this product, whether for myself or as a gift, I acknowledge and agree to this fact without question.
4) I am not inebriated or of unsound mind and am fully able to make a rational decision to purchase this product.
It smells like the devil’s tears, with a side of Agent Orange mixed with Pepper Spray. Ben, Ben please don’t make me drink this, can’t we just guess how it tastes? It just seems wholly unnecessary to drink it.
Oh it’s not so bad. No it’s fine really... Oh, actually it’s quite hot… Wait a second… Oh what have you done… Mooo… Moooooooooo. Moooooooooooooooooo. Yaggarrhrhhh….
[Ed. He’s slipped from his chair and is now rocking back and forth maniacally under his chair, holding his computer mouse for comfort. The DHL delivery man saw this and ran out screaming.]
[Ed. He’s been shivering in terror for over an hour now, chanting the words “liberate tutemae” over and over.]
Just how bad could it be...
They certainly know their demographic. Nascar, WalMart, Trailer-home decor, and foodstuffs with Scoville ratings have a built-in fanbase. Build it...and they will come.
Best to make it into chilli chocolate
This does not have as good a flavour as the 100,000. What it does have is a vicious and fast kick. The initial impact of the alcohol and chilli fades quickly leaving you feeling as if someone is ramming a red hot poker into your stomach, which can feel somewhat unpleasant if you aren't a chilli head. If you don't 'do' chilli, don't do this. You will likely be in far too much pain to enjoy the flavour. If you enjoy chilli, the 100,000 is the way to go. If you enjoy chilli and want novelty, or are a masochist, this is definitely the way to go.
So I tried a shot of this. I ended up on the floor for about 15-20 minutes unable to do anything but curl up and wish I was dead. I believe some dry retching may have ensued as some point, It's hard to say, I went into an almost catatonic state of panic and fire. It's a blur. Good for parties.
