They've have created another monster, summoned from the very bowels of hell, formed in a vile carboy filled with a horrid mound of Naga Jolokia chillies, steeped in grain vodka. It's packaged in a handsome, heavy glass bottle with industrial-grade sealing wire and lead security seal (with a skull and crossbones embossed on it). To get to this bottle, you'll literally have to open it with wire cutters, but we strongly recommend that you don't. In fact, this unspeakable 250,000 Scovilles vodka is a chilli vodka so horrendous we suggest you don’t even purchase it. Please just shut down your computer and have a nice cup of tea instead. Try to forget what you saw.
Any decent chilli product comes with warnings, here are ours:
By purchasing this bottle, you agree that:
1) I have been warned and fully understand that this product contains extreme heat and should be used and handled responsibly.
2) I use this product entirely at my own risk and I understand the potential danger if used or handled irresponsibly. If I give this product as a gift I will make the recipient aware of the potential danger if used or handled irresponsibly.
3) I accept that the retailer and manufacturer of this product will, under no circumstances, be responsible for, or liable for, any claims of injury or damage arising from the use or misuse of this product and by purchasing this product, whether for myself or as a gift, I acknowledge and agree to this fact without question.
4) I am not inebriated or of unsound mind and am fully able to make a rational decision to purchase this product.
It smells like the devil’s tears, with a side of Agent Orange mixed with Pepper Spray. Ben, Ben please don’t make me drink this, can’t we just guess how it tastes? It just seems wholly unnecessary to drink it.
Oh it’s not so bad. No it’s fine really... Oh, actually it’s quite hot… Wait a second… Oh what have you done… Mooo… Moooooooooo. Moooooooooooooooooo. Yaggarrhrhhh….
[Ed. He’s slipped from his chair and is now rocking back and forth maniacally under his chair, holding his computer mouse for comfort. The DHL delivery man saw this and ran out screaming.]
[Ed. He’s been shivering in terror for over an hour now, chanting the words “liberate tutemae” over and over.]
OK. I can see a lot of idiots rate this stuff a 5 stars even though it almost killed them. I had an idiot colleague at work and he gave people one shot with out telling them how hot it was. I collapsed in the office as I had an empty stomach. I vomited and I can still feel my head spin. Let's just say this guy is in serious trouble on Monday. I know there are men out there that try to prove themselves as men but there is nothing macho about having one of the hottest drinks in the world. What's the point? Then again, if you need to make a point and need to prove your man hood. Try it. Personally, I have no need.
OK. I can see a lot of idiots rate this stuff a 5 starts even though it almost killed them. I had an idiot colleague at work and he gave people one shot with out telling them how hot it was. I collapsed in the office as I had an empty stomach. I vomited and I can still feel my head spin. Let's just say this guy is in serious trouble on Monday. I know there are men out there that try to prove themselves as men but there is nothing macho about having one of the hottest drinks in the world. What's the point? Then again, if you need to make a point and need to prove your man hood. Try it. Personally, I have no need.
Whoa. Few days ago at a party with a roullete with shots. Nearly killed me. Really wanna try it agian though.
I want to get this for slow cooking like for chili :D
Finished my first bottle of this, with the help of a few friends who may or may not have thought it was normal vodka and then subsequently may or may not hate me. Although this is perfect for making a white Russian with, take my word for it.
