"The horror! The horror!" What have they done… I'll tell you what they've done, they've created a monster. The 'Hot Enough' Vodka Co. filled a carboy with vodka, and into it they poured so many Naga Jolokia chillies that there was nothing but darkness in that carboy, nothing but darkness. They left the chillies to infuse and impart their flavour, colour and deathly fire into the vodka, and they've bottled the result. We are sorry. We are truly sorry.
Any decent chilli product comes with warnings, here are ours:
By purchasing this bottle, you agree that:
1) I have been warned and fully understand that this product contains extreme heat and should be used and handled responsibly.
2) I use this product entirely at my own risk and I understand the potential danger if used or handled irresponsibly. If I give this product as a gift I will make the recipient aware of the potential danger if used or handled irresponsibly.
3) I accept that the retailer and manufacturer of this product will, under no circumstances, be responsible for, or liable for, any claims of injury or damage arising from the use or misuse of this product and by purchasing this product, whether for myself or as a gift, I acknowledge and agree to this fact without question.
4) I am not inebriated or of unsound mind and am fully able to make a rational decision to purchase this product.
Good crivvens, this stuff smells like pure evil, like the very blood of Satan himself. Such a pungent nose of chilli, it makes your eyes water just sniffing it.
Oh, actually, this stuff’s not so bad… Wait a second… What’s that… A burning sensation… Oh dear please no...
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Anyone who says this is a great drink is full of rubbish. I have extremely high spiced foods BUT this stuff is just ridiculous. Literally 30 secs after a shot you feel nothing more than real discomfort. It can be a funny prank drink but that's it. You can't enjoy it. I've had 2 shots in the last 14 month's of my bottle and that's gonna be it. Fun in a smaller shot size bottle I guess but never worth the money paying for a big bottle. Have some water or milk to hand and then space to run about !!!
pretty nice, spicy, not too hot at all. the taste of naga is arising out of the spirit. you can feel some hot, but that's all, no harm or pain at all. liked it.
On my second bottle. This stuff is the best tooth ache cure ever! My mouth may be on fire but my tooth no longer hurts!
Got a bottle for my Christmas from my son and as a Ghost and Trinidad Scorpion grower I thought its brilliant. My first was a shot glass and the heat really came through straight away and then left a lovely tingling after burn, I thought that was it but then the fruity taste of the NAGA came through. No one so far has had the ballzzz to take a shot from me yet, 2 so far have had a very small sip and the burn was too much. At least that means more for me, best present my son has ever bought me.
A Ridiculous burn that sits in your stomach like being punched in the balls. Dosent mix well with anything at all especially fizzy drinks where if you are even in the vicinity of the carbonation you will have coughing fit that will last for hours
