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    Empirical Spirits Fuck Trump and His Stupid Fucking Wall Blend 50cl

    Denmark • 50cl • 27%
    Number of reviews:(18)
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    CountryDanish Spirit
    Distillery/BrandEmpirical Spirits
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    Empirical Spirits Fuck Trump and His Stupid Fucking Wall Blend

    This complex wine-spirit-hybrid made from Naked and Pearled Barley, Belgian Saison yeast (sourced from the lab next door to Empirical Spirits) and koji. It also contains a kilo of habaneros in every bottle. The refined sweetness the chillis posses was then balanced by blending a distilled habanero vinegar.

    Spice isn't going to be a problem for anyone worried about that aspect, as the capsicum was too heavy to distil. Instead, the habanero flavour shines without the heat in this exciting and experimental Empirical Spirits bottling that's something of a 'spirited' response to the President of the United States' opinions on border policy...

    Tasting Note by The Chaps at Master of Malt

    Smooth, warm and vegetal with a distinct mineral-rich earthiness and lots of complex sweetness.

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    Surprising and arresting, complex and enjoyable. Herbaceous, sour and slightly spicy. It keeps you coming back for another taste. Also excellent with a dash of habenero bitters to amp up the heat.

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    Love Mexican spirits and SPIRIT!

    Smiling....someone has a great sense of humor! Love love love our neighbors to the south. We have so much to learn from you. Good you’re on the fun side. ?.

    Master of Malt Customer Oct 1, 2020

    Great taste

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    Master of Malt Customer Aug 28, 2020

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    Master of Malt Customer Aug 13, 2020

    Nope.

    Classless, tasteless, the opposite of what you want in a fine spirit.

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