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    Ron de Jeremy 70cl Rum

    Jamaica • 70cl • 40%
    Number of reviews:(47)
    Product details
    styleDark rum
    countryJamaican Rum
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    Ron de Jeremy

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    Lucky orders will receive sample drams, full-size bottles, or even a full refund as part of our £750,000 giveaway!

    Ron de Jeremy

    For those of you aren’t familiar with his work, Ron Jeremy is a long-standing leading man in some of the more #ahem# ‘artistic’ films in the gentleman’s section of your local video store. Ron successfully made the crossover to mainstream films thanks to his accessible ‘chap next door’ image, and numerous TV appearances. This rum is the latest in a successful line of celebrity-affiliated spirits including most notably Glen Rossie Whisky (named for the lead guitarist from Status Quo).

    The rum itself is a 8 year old dark rum from Panama, hand-crafted by Master Distiller Don Pancho Fernandez. We’ve tried this rum, and have to say that we’re really impressed.

    To add to the collectors' value, the initial batch of Ron de Jeremy is a limited release, and every bottle is individually numbered!

    Tasting Note by The Chaps at Master of Malt

    Nose

    A lush tropical fruit top-note with a decent amount of spice and dried fruit. There’s also a very pleasing seam of sugar-cane running through it - think ‘El Dorado 12 meets Havana Club Anejo Blanco’.

    Palate

    Not overly sweet, but enough to give support to the intense waves of fruit and oak. A good development of the spice and dried fruit from the nose leads to an elegant and refined mid-palate. This is a serious rum indeed.

    Finish

    A decent length [inappropriate joke removed – ed], with yet more oaken spice coming through, and a wonderful clean break provided by the resurgence of that lovely fresh sugar-cane flavour.

    Overall

    This is a cracking rum, and we have to say, not at all what we’d expected. A very pleasant surprise, very well presented, and with individually numbered bottles, this is sure to become a collectors’ piece in no time flat.

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    Mustard No
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    A great surprise.

    I bought this as a joke, turned out to be lovely. Not smokey, not at all harsh but very warm. Tasted neat, it was subtle flavours but i put this on ice and it was unleashed. Great fruity flavours (I got mango, but my friend said she tasted oranges), still a gentle warmth and an aftertaste that was subtle and unsickly like some fruity rums tend to be. I suggest over ice, 50/50 split with pepsi max tastes amazing. This is a great mixer rum aswell as over ice.

    Benjamin Wood Aug 23, 2020

    Caroline

    I had the chance to get to now it at kempinski Hotel in Estepona From now on my favourite Rum!! Looking forward to buy it for my brother, which loved it to!

    Caroline Feb 3, 2019

    Gulf Coast Girl

    I originally had low expectations because of the name, but after tasting it I was blown away.

    Master of Malt Customer Oct 19, 2016

    Gross

    It's like a really low quality 70s porn video

    Master of Malt Customer Jul 24, 2016

    Banannaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

    I've been thinking of trying this rum for a while now as it was blended by an X Havana Club Ronero & after 3/4's of a btl :- Banannaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! So I thought this was a gimmick at 1st but isn't bad at all A bit acrid on the top note with vanilla n oak from the 7yr barrel processes... But... As it sits in your mouth becomes more buttery & lush. The finish tastes long & smooth even after a ham & mustard sarndwich I can taste baked banana on a BBQ ^^

    Allan Hegney Oct 23, 2015

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