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Ron de Jeremy

(70cl, 40.0%)
Ron de Jeremy

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Gold Rum up to 7yo - 2014

The Rum Masters (The Spirits Business)

Ron de Jeremy Details

(Panamanian Rum)
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(42 Reviews)

Ron de Jeremy Bottling Note

For those of you aren’t familiar with his work, Ron Jeremy is a long-standing leading man in some of the more #ahem# ‘artistic’ films in the gentleman’s section of your local video store. Ron successfully made the crossover to mainstream films thanks to his accessible ‘chap next door’ image, and numerous TV appearances. This rum is the latest in a successful line of celebrity-affiliated spirits including most notably Glen Rossie Whisky (named for the lead guitarist from Status Quo).

The rum itself is a 7 year old dark rum from Panama, hand-crafted by Master Distiller Don Pancho Fernandez. We’ve tried this rum, and have to say that we’re really impressed.

To add to the collectors' value, the initial batch of Ron de Jeremy is a limited release, and every bottle is individually numbered!
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Tasting Note by The Chaps at Master of Malt

Nose: A lush tropical fruit top-note with a decent amount of spice and dried fruit. There’s also a very pleasing seam of sugar-cane running through it - think ‘El Dorado 12 meets Havana Club Anejo Blanco’.

Palate: Not overly sweet, but enough to give support to the intense waves of fruit and oak. A good development of the spice and dried fruit from the nose leads to an elegant and refined mid-palate. This is a serious rum indeed.

Finish: A decent length [inappropriate joke removed – ed], with yet more oaken spice coming through, and a wonderful clean break provided by the resurgence of that lovely fresh sugar-cane flavour.

Overall: This is a cracking rum, and we have to say, not at all what we’d expected. A very pleasant surprise, very well presented, and with individually numbered bottles, this is sure to become a collectors’ piece in no time flat.

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    User Reviews of the Ron de Jeremy


    I've watched this site for at least a year they offer the T shirt at £14.95 the Rum at £31.95 and the both combined for £28.95.
    But the combined purchase at £28.95 have been sold out for a year + but the 2 separate items are available at £43.90 for the pair. Funny that isn't it. RIP OFF COMPANY.

    19th November 2014

    Sweet nothing

    This rum is a very typical hispanic-style rum: Sweetened, and blended to obscurity. Not my cuppa tea, goes down easy and is easy to forget too.

    3rd August 2014

    disgusting ...

    i ordered one for the fun of owning a ron jeremy bottle ...
    it definitively doesn't taste like rum ...

    it tastes like medicinal alcohol
    trust me, i am realy into good alcohols, my favorites are tequila and rum
    wich i didn't find any taste in ron's

    9th July 2014

    Not worth the price

    This has come highly recommended on a number of Web sites (including this one) as well as by many workers at the local specialty spirits shop. I took the plunge for £25 (on offer) and was bitterly disappointed.

    Has a bit of sweetness, no overall character, too much bite in the back of the mouth, and no finish whatsoever. That this bottle usually sells for £30-35 is pure marketing, in my view. I imagine it would mix alright, but neat or on the rocks is not enjoyable.

    If you want to stick with Panamanian rums, go with Don Abuelo, which outclasses Ron de Jeremy in every way, including price.

    28th April 2014

    From the US

    Bought a few bottles yesterday and met Ron as well in Clifton, NJ USA. I love a good aged rum and enjoy the body and texture of HC as well...and this is somewhere in between. Noses well, has a slight fruitiness, and isn't overly sweet like a mixing rum...and not medicinal at all. I paid $25USD and this bottle is worth every penny, my rating is based on quality & value. BTW, Ron is a very engaging guy, funny, smart, and looks good for a guy that was on death's door not long ago.

    22nd May 2013

    Disappointing compared to spiced version

    I accidentally ordered this Ron de Jeremy instead of the spiced version, which I had tried and loved for it's smooth but intense vanilla flavour. This I found to be extremely medicinal - ok with a mixer but pretty grim straight

    17th May 2013

    Not good

    I have tried most rums and premium rums and I have to say that this, for the money, is very bad value as far as taste goes. Not only that the bottle is terribly designed I think a 10 year old could do a better job. I would never buy this and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone else, but hey, it's your money.

    7th April 2013

    Very very good

    Best rum I have tasted.

    2nd April 2013


    Very fruity light tasting rum with no alcohol burn at all, goes down real easy, to easy. Fast becoming one of my favourite rums.

    29th January 2013

    not into rum but this one is brilliant

    so light and smooth, yet warms up brilliantly. possibly the best i've ever tried. very well done, mr. jeremy. a true legend.

    21st December 2012

    What a Suprise

    I'm new to sipping rums and thought I would try some samples out based on reviews that I had read. So I bought four rums Ron De Jeremy being one of them. So I'm trying this rum out as we speak. Now don't ask me to describe all the things people say they can taste when sipping a rum I don't taste half of it. What I will say is what a lovely sweet (not to sweet) rum this is, very fruity indeed no after burn and smooth. Out of the four I bought I thought this one would of been the one I didn't like but, boy was I wrong beautiful little rum. Well done Ron.

    21st December 2012


    Is this rum anything like Captain Morgan's spicy rum??? Seen this product everywhere on the shelves in Australia.

    15th November 2012

    Sooo Smooth!

    Michele here form Miranda's Pub. Almost forgot your length of stars Ron!

    11th October 2012

    I like it with root beer!

    I was always taking sh*t, from guys who couldn't drink strong dark rum with me! The "hair on your chest" jokes were just too muckin' fuch! Now I will introduce them to Ron de Jeremy, and watch them glow! it's sooo smooth (and light for a dark spiced rum)! I think it's fabulous! I own Miranda's Pub, in Leominster, MA. My girlfriend Andrea was at the tasting in Worcester, MA today. She brought me my first taste! better than sex - and that's saying a lot! Thanks Ron, I swallowed!

    11th October 2012


    beautiful drink, i hope i dont get pregnant.

    14th August 2012

    Good stuff

    While not claiming to be an expert on rom, I do know what I like when I taste it. And I like Ron.

    22nd July 2012


    Awwh, all sold out! must be good then! Was going to buy some of this rum but it looks like you guys all beat me to it..ha ha The reviews on here look awesome! Hope they get some more bottles and t-shirts in soon! gimme,gimme,gimme!!!

    18th June 2012

    Brand Extension

    Brand Extension in more ways than one...

    7th June 2012


    Jeremy ain't no joke! This stuff is awesome! Clean, fresh, and stout! Best Birthday gift ever!:)

    21st February 2012

    quite a switch.

    Whilst being 'straight', dear old Ron's 'member' has featured on many of my discerning videos! At a healthy nine inches, he has 'bottled' many a wench,. i only hope his production of this nectar hasn't got any creamy notes whatsoever!

    11th February 2012

    ron jeremiah

    this is awesome.. best rum ever .. thx ron

    5th February 2012

    Ron the king!

    This is my first experience with a premium rum, therefore I can't really compare it to anything. I'm a whiskey guy.
    I found it very smooth when drinking it neat, but I suggest that you let it breathe for 8-12 minutes, since it enhances the "dried fruit" taste. Great rum!

    30th January 2012


    I accidentally a whole bottle of Ron de Jeremy, is this dangerous?

    9th January 2012

    A stiff one

    just wish you had a Ron de Jeremy whisky, what a legend , great sales pitch

    27th November 2011


    My notes:

    Nose: Quite tropical. Spices and fruit: Melon papaya And quite some sugar cane. Thick sugary base. all in all, lovely.
    Palate: sweet , woody (oh laugh!) and lots of dried fruits running in all directions. Spicy initial effect then more rounded and sweet with some cinnamon and allspice.
    Finish : medium long (yes yes, i know) . As Ron would approve Oak and spice go a long way. Nice.

    Bottom line:

    If we ignore all the PR and dazzle, this is a very nice rum. Not something that will change your life, but it’s a good rum. very sippable,even neat.

    No score this time, as it’s a Rum and i am walking on terra incognita here. Let’ say it’s pretty damn good.

    17th August 2011


    Excellent Ron.....

    31st July 2011

    pleasantly surprised.

    i bought a bottle of this as a joke. what a surprise. Delightful Rum. will buy more.

    5th July 2011

    Tony the Barkingmad One

    Probably the best rum I have ever tasted - I bought two bottles and now intend adding at least a couple more to my cupboard.

    23rd June 2011


    Mixed with coke it is a very smooth drink, my first taste of a Panama rum, so very impressed.

    22nd June 2011

    bernie fraustrovic

    excellent!! but is to hard find it in mexico

    15th June 2011

    honorable one

    Now You Can Taste My Rum....Bad Marketing Considering His Profession, but never put something down till you try it.

    6th June 2011

    The Bartender

    Thought it would taste like s**t, cause this type of celebritty spoofs usually do... but not only did my dinnerguests like the concept-they loved the taste. thanx Ron!

    24th May 2011

    Good length joke

    That joke was already done in the product description

    24th May 2011

    I feel so alone

    Am I the only one that doesn't want Ron in my mouth?

    24th May 2011

    Count Christophe

    I expect it's got good length.....

    16th May 2011

    super bueno

    te pone a millón

    5th May 2011


    Really want one mr Ron

    15th April 2011

    Just wondering

    Hey, 00001, how can you possible review a Rum which isn't delivered yet and, as far as I know, even still en route to Master of Malt?

    6th April 2011

    I wan drink this please sir.

    I really wanna to try this me please!

    30th March 2011

    Ron the king

    Ron the king

    29th March 2011


    Exceptionally smooth and easy to drink! Quite possibly the best rum I have ever tasted and therefore must get more of this magnificent nectar.

    29th March 2011

    I hope the

    Excellent, buy it for now 2, and another one I'll take what keeps Collector

    28th March 2011

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