England
Master of Malt
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Here we have it, folks – our very own WHO-formula hand sanitiser.
In an effort to help out as much as we can with the current crisis, we've re-tooled our warehouse to produce hand sanitiser, and are now busily converting all the alcohol we can get our hands on, which, it turns out, is a lot.
We're making this available for free to the NHS and other front-line services, and selling it at cost to everyone else.
For everyone else, if you can possibly afford it, please buy the "Give one, Get one" version of this product. It's double the price, and the extra pays for us to provide another bottle to a front-line service for free. Please help if you can.
If you really can’t afford to pay a little extra to help out our front-line services then that’s cool, this product is for you. But if you can, please help by buying the Give one, Get one version.
P.S.
As our production volumes go up, our cost of production will go down, so the more you buy now, the faster we’ll be able to reduce the price in the future, and the more we’ll be able to provide for free to the NHS and other front-line services.
Also, just so we’re clear, using soap and water is better than any hand sanitiser. Please only use this where washing your hands isn’t an option.
Click here to see the Safety Data Sheet for our Hand Sanitiser.
Please for the love of god DON'T drink this! (Even if you’re Donald Trump...)
This pale spirit is light on the palate with very clean notes of swimming pools and a hint of operating theatre. A good breakfast pick me up.
Toffee, burnt oak, a lingering sweetness, citrus, lemon peel, most definitely. This latest offering is an absolute firework show.
I bought this thinking it was hand sataniser. Imagine my chagrin when after repeated use, my hands remained devoid of any demonic powers. Despite entreaties to the Lords of the Underworld all this product did was to leave my hands germ free. Beelzebub has put me in detention for my error. Don’t make the same mistake as me. Buy loads and donate it to our NHS heroes.
This is tremendous stuff, a lot of people say it's the best. I had an uncle who made sanitizer, he made the best sanitizer but I think, maybe this could be better, I don't know. You'll probably hear somewhere in the fake news media that this isn't being sold at cost, but I can assure you folks, it really is, those guys at Masters of Malts are the best in the business, take it from me, I do lots of business, great guys. I hear they also sell whiskey, a lot of fine people make whisky and those tariffs I put on it only helps them. Thank you, thank you to all my fans, I hope you like this hand sanitizer, very strong hand sanitizer. I'm using this hand sanitization every day! 5 Stars! DT.
