The Glenlivet 12YO '70s
A big ol' bottle of The Glenlivet 12 Year Old Unblended All Malt Scotch Whisky. You see, it is technically "big" as it's a 1 litre bottle, and "ol'" because it was produced in the 1970s. Hence, "big ol' bottle".
Ask #WhiskySanta for The Glenlivet 12YO '70s.
He'll grant one wish per day until Christmas...