Nose: It smells like the devil’s tears, with a side of Agent Orange mixed with Pepper Spray. Ben, Ben please don’t make me drink this, can’t we just guess how it tastes? It just seems wholly unnecessary to drink it.
Palate: Oh it’s not so bad. No it’s fine really... Oh, actually it’s quite hot… Wait a second… Oh what have you done… Mooo… Moooooooooo. Moooooooooooooooooo. Yaggarrhrhhh….
Finish: [Ed. He’s slipped from his chair and is now rocking back and forth maniacally under his chair, holding his computer mouse for comfort. The DHL delivery man saw this and ran out screaming.]
Overall: [Ed. He’s been shivering in terror for over an hour now, chanting the words “liberate tutemae” over and over.]
This is just ridiculous - just a sip and I can still taste this nightmare over an hour later
Saw Phillip Scoffield ruined by this on national tv - thought I'd have to try the next one up. Does not disappoint...
WARNING: DO NOT BUY THIS, IT IS EXACTLY AS DESCRIBED., PURE FIREWATER.
I shall order few bottles of this. I have done world strongest and hottest chili-vodka, ever. It was measuring and Scovilles was little below 846,000 Scovilles in 0,5L bottle. But anyway... This vodka is killer and tasty.
Already have the 100 000 Scovilles Naga Chili Vodka, can't wait till this one drops at my door!
My insides feel like I've been drinking out of a bottle of burning petrol, the pain!!!
Otherwise damn good vodka, I will use this as an excellent party trick :D
This is going straight behind college bar, let's see how these lads can really drink...
Every time you take a breath after drinking this for more then an hour the burning pain flares brighter!
What's the point? Seriously? You will never want to take another sip again.
I did a double shot of this last night.
To say the least, it put my evening to an end.
My mouth and stomach felt like they were on fire. 24 hours later, I'm still quite fragile.
They are not joking when they say it's hot!
Ridiculously hot, great punishment in a drinking game. DO NOT DRINK THIS ON AN EMPTY STOMACH!!!
My hubby surprised me with a bottle of this as he knows I love Naga chilli .... we tried less than a teaspoon each and MY GOD it is a scorcher. Just need to find a nice mixer to go with it and will be using it to 'spice' up our curry and chillies :)
Done a Bloody Mary 3 shots of hell and 3 shots tomato juice no heat. Added Tabasco and Wooster sause. Had to have more.
I can't even eat curry. So I stupidly tried 3 shots of this in the space of 2 minutes. Bad idea lol.
as the 100,000SHU Vodka, but it IS hotter. The difference between drinking either straight as a shot is about the difference between getting hit with a 100mm cannon shell and a 205mm cannon shell. Either way your dead, I guess the only difference is the size of the crater. I'm evil; I bought the 100k to torture friends. I bought the 250k to torture the friends that'd already tried and thought the 250k was the 100k. It's effective. ;) As a mixer it's got strong potential, but I've yet to find a ratio that wasn't rediculously painful. Still searching for mostly uncomfortable. Quite flavorful when not taken straight.
Shared shots with one of my favorite bands: The District Attorneys from Athens, Georgia.
Deadly but also great......looking forwad for next step, what about Trinidad Scorpion Butch T 500.000 line awaits.
This is quite possibly... The worst thing I have ever tasted.. I work in a bar and I've had my customers dropping like flies!! Mawahaha
I love it!!even better than 100000 SHU . Epic. I cried a bit after shot of this :) mwahahaha, crazy stuff!!!
If other people drink it so can I, I drunk 3 shots. I almost died. I called in sick from work.....but seriously, you might aswell go to the shops and buy some habanero seed powder and snort it
This is the most evil, twisted, gut wrenching drink I have ever had. I'm still feeling it a day later and it had me in tears! Try it, you will feel no pain after it, I promise!
A lot of people have fallen out with me after the Christmas party
"Really?", I thought. "How hot can it be?", I thought. "Come on, I mean, I've had Naga Chilli curries before. I've beaten people in Habanero eating competitions", I thought.
People, the disclaimer is not there for fun. Really, it's not.
By far the hottest & most bonkers thing I've ever consumed and although I've recovered in about 10mins (experience / tolerance helps) I'm a little reluctant to go near it again so soon. Go on people, treat yourself.
Took a bottle to a recent party. Great to see peoples reactions as the chillis kicked in. Essential to get the party going. Boy does it burn!
Smells benign. Takes about 10 seconds after swallowing to feel the long burn. Fairly sure it has drilled a hole in my liver.
Brought one bottle as a Christmas gift for my preferred Indian restaurant which is well known for its naga infused dishes. Its gone down a storm with the regulars and daring naga virgins alike. So much so I got the call at the weekend to order a couple more bottles for a new breed of customers who have heard of the devils life blood and wish to prove themselves.
Great for an urethral shot
my friend bought a bottle so this friday ..IT'S ON.!!
But to be honest i'm already shitting my pants just by reading these comments...feeling like i'm infronts off the gates off hell!
(I want my mommy)
man oh man oh man!
This was hot stuff! It blew through me like napalm, bog roll in the fridge.
Well it got the job done boeys, this was one red hot nutty treat that should not be taken lightly!
Had a shot of this over a friends house after watching the cov lose and it tasted like I was drinking pure fire, sadly it made my lips swell up so for the rest of the evening it looked like I had bright red lip stick on! *sigh* the life of a puffin eh
... a fork in the ass.
When I puked in the yard (long night, longer story), I set the bushes on fire. Sublime product. :D
This is not a joke, I had a catheter and was sedated
I want to now buy this so bad for my stubborn friend. I can already hear him sayin' "Bring it!!" Followed by a PERFECT youtube video and a visit to the ER...
I think I'm going to buy it.. It's worth his pain..
I once tasted Jolokia chilli pickle at a friend's place. Straight Vodka can be harsh enough - this will be like turning the guts inside out and wrapping 'em around a very large, very hot blast furnace covered in stainless steel razor wire. In fact, I'm surprised how y'all managed to make the bottle stay up around it. :)
Soon to be my pledge classes biggest regret
Only use for this shit is for a practical joke, and it's not a funny one. Just extremely cruel.
Good substitute for napalm.
Before the first sip I wondered why would someone ever drink this. The looks on my friends faces afterwards gave me my answer.
Bet you won't...no balls
Ordered this stuff in a wooden box so the bottle wouldn't accidentally break and blind the poor delivery guy with it's fumes. Will feed it to a chilli-head friend from a safe distance and see what happens.
Excellent service from the Masters and their delivery service.
tasted so good and suddenly i felt something hot and then the salivation came, i spent quite long time in bathroom just spitting in sink and thinking WTH is happening.
I gave another bottle to my brother and he tasted it with his friends and everyone got same effect........ what a great drink.... to see your friend spitting in bathroom and keep saying what have you done, go to hell......
what if i put these tears of satan on a dogs tongue...will it have trust issues?