Nose: It smells like the devil’s tears, with a side of Agent Orange mixed with Pepper Spray. Ben, Ben please don’t make me drink this, can’t we just guess how it tastes? It just seems wholly unnecessary to drink it.
Palate: Oh it’s not so bad. No it’s fine really... Oh, actually it’s quite hot… Wait a second… Oh what have you done… Mooo… Moooooooooo. Moooooooooooooooooo. Yaggarrhrhhh….
Finish: [Ed. He’s slipped from his chair and is now rocking back and forth maniacally under his chair, holding his computer mouse for comfort. The DHL delivery man saw this and ran out screaming.]
Overall: [Ed. He’s been shivering in terror for over an hour now, chanting the words “liberate tutemae” over and over.]
This is just ridiculous - just a sip and I can still taste this nightmare over an hour later
21st August 2012
Saw Phillip Scoffield ruined by this on national tv - thought I'd have to try the next one up. Does not disappoint...
WARNING: DO NOT BUY THIS, IT IS EXACTLY AS DESCRIBED., PURE FIREWATER.
I shall order few bottles of this. I have done world strongest and hottest chili-vodka, ever. It was measuring and Scovilles was little below 846,000 Scovilles in 0,5L bottle. But anyway... This vodka is killer and tasty.
Already have the 100 000 Scovilles Naga Chili Vodka, can't wait till this one drops at my door!
1st September 2012
My insides feel like I've been drinking out of a bottle of burning petrol, the pain!!!
Otherwise damn good vodka, I will use this as an excellent party trick :D
2nd October 2012
This is going straight behind college bar, let's see how these lads can really drink...
5th October 2012
Every time you take a breath after drinking this for more then an hour the burning pain flares brighter!
12th October 2012
What's the point? Seriously? You will never want to take another sip again.
16th October 2012
I did a double shot of this last night.
To say the least, it put my evening to an end.
My mouth and stomach felt like they were on fire. 24 hours later, I'm still quite fragile.
They are not joking when they say it's hot!
21st October 2012
Ridiculously hot, great punishment in a drinking game. DO NOT DRINK THIS ON AN EMPTY STOMACH!!!
24th October 2012
My hubby surprised me with a bottle of this as he knows I love Naga chilli .... we tried less than a teaspoon each and MY GOD it is a scorcher. Just need to find a nice mixer to go with it and will be using it to 'spice' up our curry and chillies :)
30th October 2012
Done a Bloody Mary 3 shots of hell and 3 shots tomato juice no heat. Added Tabasco and Wooster sause. Had to have more.
31st October 2012
I can't even eat curry. So I stupidly tried 3 shots of this in the space of 2 minutes. Bad idea lol.
2nd November 2012
as the 100,000SHU Vodka, but it IS hotter. The difference between drinking either straight as a shot is about the difference between getting hit with a 100mm cannon shell and a 205mm cannon shell. Either way your dead, I guess the only difference is the size of the crater. I'm evil; I bought the 100k to torture friends. I bought the 250k to torture the friends that'd already tried and thought the 250k was the 100k. It's effective. ;) As a mixer it's got strong potential, but I've yet to find a ratio that wasn't rediculously painful. Still searching for mostly uncomfortable. Quite flavorful when not taken straight.
Shared shots with one of my favorite bands: The District Attorneys from Athens, Georgia.
3rd November 2012
Deadly but also great......looking forwad for next step, what about Trinidad Scorpion Butch T 500.000 line awaits.
13th November 2012
This is quite possibly... The worst thing I have ever tasted.. I work in a bar and I've had my customers dropping like flies!! Mawahaha
18th November 2012
I love it!!even better than 100000 SHU . Epic. I cried a bit after shot of this :) mwahahaha, crazy stuff!!!
20th November 2012
If other people drink it so can I, I drunk 3 shots. I almost died. I called in sick from work.....but seriously, you might aswell go to the shops and buy some habanero seed powder and snort it
21st November 2012
This is the most evil, twisted, gut wrenching drink I have ever had. I'm still feeling it a day later and it had me in tears! Try it, you will feel no pain after it, I promise!
6th December 2012
A lot of people have fallen out with me after the Christmas party
22nd December 2012
"Really?", I thought. "How hot can it be?", I thought. "Come on, I mean, I've had Naga Chilli curries before. I've beaten people in Habanero eating competitions", I thought.
People, the disclaimer is not there for fun. Really, it's not.
By far the hottest & most bonkers thing I've ever consumed and although I've recovered in about 10mins (experience / tolerance helps) I'm a little reluctant to go near it again so soon. Go on people, treat yourself.
31st December 2012
Took a bottle to a recent party. Great to see peoples reactions as the chillis kicked in. Essential to get the party going. Boy does it burn!
8th January 2013
Smells benign. Takes about 10 seconds after swallowing to feel the long burn. Fairly sure it has drilled a hole in my liver.
16th January 2013
Brought one bottle as a Christmas gift for my preferred Indian restaurant which is well known for its naga infused dishes. Its gone down a storm with the regulars and daring naga virgins alike. So much so I got the call at the weekend to order a couple more bottles for a new breed of customers who have heard of the devils life blood and wish to prove themselves.
Great for an urethral shot
26th January 2013
my friend bought a bottle so this friday ..IT'S ON.!!
But to be honest i'm already shitting my pants just by reading these comments...feeling like i'm infronts off the gates off hell!
(I want my mommy)
5th February 2013
man oh man oh man!
This was hot stuff! It blew through me like napalm, bog roll in the fridge.
6th February 2013
Well it got the job done boeys, this was one red hot nutty treat that should not be taken lightly!
Had a shot of this over a friends house after watching the cov lose and it tasted like I was drinking pure fire, sadly it made my lips swell up so for the rest of the evening it looked like I had bright red lip stick on! *sigh* the life of a puffin eh
... a fork in the ass.
8th February 2013
11th February 2013
When I puked in the yard (long night, longer story), I set the bushes on fire. Sublime product. :D
This is not a joke, I had a catheter and was sedated
I want to now buy this so bad for my stubborn friend. I can already hear him sayin' "Bring it!!" Followed by a PERFECT youtube video and a visit to the ER...
I think I'm going to buy it.. It's worth his pain..
I once tasted Jolokia chilli pickle at a friend's place. Straight Vodka can be harsh enough - this will be like turning the guts inside out and wrapping 'em around a very large, very hot blast furnace covered in stainless steel razor wire. In fact, I'm surprised how y'all managed to make the bottle stay up around it. :)
Soon to be my pledge classes biggest regret
Only use for this shit is for a practical joke, and it's not a funny one. Just extremely cruel.
Good substitute for napalm.
12th February 2013
Before the first sip I wondered why would someone ever drink this. The looks on my friends faces afterwards gave me my answer.
7th March 2013
Bet you won't...no balls
10th March 2013
Ordered this stuff in a wooden box so the bottle wouldn't accidentally break and blind the poor delivery guy with it's fumes. Will feed it to a chilli-head friend from a safe distance and see what happens.
Excellent service from the Masters and their delivery service.
14th March 2013
tasted so good and suddenly i felt something hot and then the salivation came, i spent quite long time in bathroom just spitting in sink and thinking WTH is happening.
I gave another bottle to my brother and he tasted it with his friends and everyone got same effect........ what a great drink.... to see your friend spitting in bathroom and keep saying what have you done, go to hell......
9th April 2013
what if i put these tears of satan on a dogs tongue...will it have trust issues?
21st May 2013
Having tasted the 100k version I just had to get this. Took it to a party and made some people angry at me ... hell I didn't force it on them. Awesome stuff.
26th May 2013
I can see through time....
29th May 2013
It's pure evil in a bottle, wouldn't give it to my worst enemy.
It was just horrible!!!
21st June 2013
...just got a whole lot more interesting thanks to your product. Pure liquid hell. I salute you for your sadistic creation!
24th June 2013
Take my advice, heed it well and stick to it! - do not try and eyeball your vodka with this stuff..... This is from a bloke who now feels stupid, has to wear an eye patch for 2 months, keeps bumping into things & at my age, should really have known better!!!! On the plus side, it tastes great when you use your loaf and drink sensibly with a mixer.
25th June 2013
We used this to wash down a Tindaloo...tasty.
9th July 2013
Finished my first bottle of this, with the help of a few friends who may or may not have thought it was normal vodka and then subsequently may or may not hate me. Although this is perfect for making a white Russian with, take my word for it.
31st August 2013
I want to get this for slow cooking like for chili :D
19th September 2013
Whoa. Few days ago at a party with a roullete with shots.
Nearly killed me.
Really wanna try it agian though.
19th October 2013
OK. I can see a lot of idiots rate this stuff a 5 starts even though it almost killed them. I had an idiot colleague at work and he gave people one shot with out telling them how hot it was. I collapsed in the office as I had an empty stomach. I vomited and I can still feel my head spin. Let's just say this guy is in serious trouble on Monday. I know there are men out there that try to prove themselves as men but there is nothing macho about having one of the hottest drinks in the world. What's the point? Then again, if you need to make a point and need to prove your man hood. Try it. Personally, I have no need.
OK. I can see a lot of idiots rate this stuff a 5 stars even though it almost killed them. I had an idiot colleague at work and he gave people one shot with out telling them how hot it was. I collapsed in the office as I had an empty stomach. I vomited and I can still feel my head spin. Let's just say this guy is in serious trouble on Monday. I know there are men out there that try to prove themselves as men but there is nothing macho about having one of the hottest drinks in the world. What's the point? Then again, if you need to make a point and need to prove your man hood. Try it. Personally, I have no need.
Ok, if you buy this have the milk handy (perhaps the ideal mixer?) and be sure not to try it on an empty stomach. I tried it without milk and on an empty stomach, it damn near killed me. If however you do drink it responsibly it has a rather nice taste and isn't all that bad. Just be prepared before drinking, then we wont get whiny little girls making bad reviews on it. (ahem)
31st October 2013
The most popular drink by far behind our bar and an absolute essential for the guys that ask "OK, give us something crazy". Sold out AGAIN this weekend!!
4th November 2013
.... kick in the balls.
11th December 2013