There are people who are born winners. Other people become winners. Some people are born as dolphins, which means that they aren’t actually people at all. We’re not concerned about dolphins today (although we should all help save them from extinction!).
No, today it’s all about the lucky winner of our rather marvellous Gleneagles competition!
Dolphin! What are you looking so smug about? This blog isn’t even about you!
Last week, many of you bought bottles of brilliant Johnnie Walker blended whisky for a chance to win a weekend getaway to the 5 Star Gleneagles Hotel in Scotland, complete with a Johnnie Walker Blue Label whisky tasting, a bottle of the premium blend, full use of all the Gleneagles golf courses, spa and leisure facilities and some fabulous meals at their amazing restaurants including Andrew Fairlie’s, the only 2 Michelin-starred restaurant in Scotland!
So majestic! Someone’s going to have a pretty darn fancy weekend at Gleneagles.
We’re happy to announce that the winner of this awesome prize is…
Congratulations Roger, you’ve only gone and got your hands on a cracking weekend at the Gleneagles Hotel! You could have been born a winner or just become one through years of hard work, but in buying a bottle of Johnnie Walker 18 Year Old Platinum Label, you bested those dolphins and earned the right to call yourself a Master of Malt Prize Winner!
That may be because dolphins can’t use computers, but that’s beside the point. You’re still a champion in our eyes, Roger. Wait, what the…
Dolphin! How are you using a computer? You don’t even have fingers! Also, where did you get a jumper that fits you so well?