Master of Malt travelled to Scarfes Bar to speak to bar manager Martin Siska and head bartender Greg Almeida about how they and their dynamic bar team brought together mixology magic and mischievous artwork to create this year’s menu…
What’s better than art? Art that incorporates alcohol – that’s what. Which is precisely what inspired the team at Scarfes Bar at the Rosewood Hotel, London when developing the 2018 cocktail menu.
It’s a creative take on pop culture with 18 crafty creations based on the satirical work of the bar’s namesake, renowned British artist and caricaturist Gerald Scarfe. Presented in the style of a beautifully vandalised copy of The Bartender’s Handbook of Fancy Cocktails & Concoctions, the new menu features drinks inspired by key cultural figures and events in recent British history from 2001 to 2018.

Making a menu: Scarfes Bar-style
The entire project, from researching to developing the drinks, took the bar team about eight months to complete. Given that the menu features many of Scarfe’s most recognisable sketches, as well as some never-before-seen caricatures, a great deal of care of attention was administered to ensure they would be brought to life in liquid format with accuracy, style and humour.
Siska explained the in-depth work that accounted for the research phase. “We made a list every year of things that happened and discussed ideas with the bartenders and Gerald, who we actually saw in his studio.” Once a character or theme was chosen, an element, such as a quirk or a familiar association of the subject, was highlighted on the menu to narrow down what kind of ingredients should be used. “We tried out new ingredients and techniques because that’s always the point of a new menu: to try and reinvent yourself and take yourself out of the comfort zone you’ve been in for the last year,” Almeida explained.


Scarfes Bar: The Cocktail Menu
So now we know how and why the menu was created, there’s only one thing left to discover – what’s in it. Well, here’s a whistle-stop tour of what to expect, before we run through a select amount of serves in more detail later…
Cocktails on the menu include the Zingy Stardust (2002), a tribute to the late, great David Bowie and a twist on a classic Gimlet. Wildlife luminary Sir David Attenborough is also celebrated with earthy sensation The Naturalist (2006), while Paul McCartney is immortalised by the foamy, coffee-flavoured Macca-iato (2007). Further serves such as On Yer Bike (2008) portray current Foreign Minister Boris Johnson in a tangy shrub cobbler, before a homage is paid to the late musical sensation Amy Winehouse in milk-punch style Back to Black (2011).
A seasonally-changing G&T twist named Patronus (2010) honours novelist JK Rowling before a celebration of British brilliance is extended to the citrusy, grassy Drop Shot (2012), a tribute to Wimbledon winner and professional tennis player Andy Murray. The ‘Most Influential Entrepreneur’ of 2015, Sir Richard Branson, is personified in the Mai-Tai inspired Neck-It (2015), before Her Royal Highness herself, The Queen, is honoured for becoming the world’s longest reigning sovereign in Champagne cocktail Little Cabbage (2017).

The rest of the menu continues below in more detail (with pictures and everything!), It’s a mini-cocktail tour, which we were fortunate enough to experience at Scarfes Bar itself! So, best help yourself to a small glass of Champagne to refresh the palate before we get started…


The team found that Sacha Baron Cohen, who played Ali G, was a huge fan of margaritas. This allowed Almeida to establish the basis for the cocktail. “It was perfect because people kept asking us for spicy Margaritas.’ The drink combines Patrón Silver tequila infused with dried mango with a habanero distillate, Martini Rubino, Canadian icewine Verjus and grapefruit juice, before the glass is garnished with the spectacularly smoky Sal de Gusano (AKA worm salt). This won’t appeal to some, so Almeida served the drink with the salt only on one half of the glass, showing its impact on the cocktail. Upon inspection, I heartily recommend you go with the salt.

It’s an intricate whisky highball that blends leather-aged Glenfiddich IPA, white chocolate distillate and a tobacco leaf and coconut hydrosol over ice, which is topped up with London Essence soda and a classic mint garnish. “Looking at Cowell himself, we found out that he was a drinker of whisky, beer and a big smoker as well. So we thought we’d go for a whisky highball, which is very trendy at the moment,” Almeida explained. It’s a fascinating, loving and downright delicious interpretation of a cocktail classic. I could do a joke about it getting a ‘yes’ from me, but I appreciate with the Texas gag I’m already pushing my luck.

There’s an obvious Indian inspiration here (if you haven’t seen the film, it’s set in India. You really should have seen it by now, though) and the aroma is appropriately aromatic and astounding. The delivery is thick, creamy and yet light and refreshing simultaneously. It’s unusual but very tasty and definitely worth a try. Siska concurs: “I have tried a lot of things during my career, but nothing like this. The combination of flavours made me come back to it again and again.”

Never one to shy away from a challenge, the bar ended up creating what Almeida described as a “Rob Roy style of drink that can be enjoyed with your Sunday roast.” Whisky geeks will love it too, as the cocktail includes the fabulous Scarfes 15 Year Old, a limited bottling of whisky you can only buy from the bar. This is combined with Gonzalez Byass Nectar Pedro Ximénez, gravy distillate, spiced honey, pear balsamic, and aged bitters to create a Rob Roy-esque delight that’s as brilliant as it is bizarre.

Off the Market blends playful and regal from start to finish, with Royal Salute 21 Year Old (of course) complemented by an auburn twist of vibrant orange ingredients such as saffron, ginger bitters and Carrot Eau de Vie. Figaro fig liqueur from the Algarve completes the cocktail, which is one the most stylish serves you’ll witness this year. Once mixed, the drink is stored in a custom-made hip flask craftily hidden within an innocuous-looking book (Almeida says the bar wants to donate one as a wedding present for Prince Harry). It’s a fantastic cocktail and a stunning way to end the tour.
Which you will sample at Scarfes Bar?

This menu has officially launched so simply head to Scarfes if you want to sample it for yourself. While you’re there you will also be able to purchase a physical copy of the menu (trust me, it’s worth it), the proceeds of which will be donated to Parkinson’s UK.
Which drink would you order and who would feature in your list of icons from 2001-2018? Let us know in the comments below or on social media!