Buy Parker's 27 Year Old bourbon

The caption contest closed on Friday evening. We were sad that we’d no longer be receiving suggestions, but we felt elated that soon we would reward the hilarious wits of the whisky world.

Thank you for entering; we all know it’s the taking part that counts, though in another more real way, we know that winning is everything.

With this in mind, we devised a complex scoring system, made a shortlist, and selected three winners. They are thus…

JG – “Looks its Shackleton’s Missin’ Keg!”

Joe – “I know Jim gave it 98 points but this is ridiculous…”

Nick Smith – “Thats the last time I ever ask for a chaser”

We’d like to give extra praise to Nick; his suggestion really tickled us! Because it was so very good we’ll pop an extra little something in the post to him.

So congrats to the three of you, your drams of Parker’s 27 Year Old bourbon are on the way!

– The Chaps at Master of Malt – and Chestibor Chihuahua, who is sporting a pirate themed outfit for the occasion.