Caption Contest – Win a sample of Parker’s Heritage 27 Year Old!

Caption Contest

Good morning one and all! This week we’ve got an exciting competition for you to take part in, and the prize is dram of the incredible Parker’s Heritage 27 Year Old bourbon – Malt Advocate’s 2008 American Whisky of the Year. Its nose is rich with rum, nougat, butter scotch and pepper, and its glorious palate offers vanilla, cinnamon, peppermint, juicy oak and caramel – sounds good huh!

All you have to do to win is come up with a humourous caption for this image (NB, we have doctored it somewhat…). The competition closes at 5:30pm on Friday 27th August, and the top three captions will each receive a sample. Simply post your suggestions in the comments box below, and be sure to include your email address so we can arrange to send you your prize! It goes without saying that all suggestions must be polite!

Come up with a caption for this…

Caption Contest

Good luck…

– The Chaps at Master of Malt –

Categories : Competitions, Whisky

35 comments on “Caption Contest – Win a sample of Parker’s Heritage 27 Year Old!”

  1. Dave Baden says:

    But why is the whisky always gone?

  2. Helen Powell says:

    What do cannibals prefer more than people….whisky!

  3. JG says:

    Looks its Shackleton`s Missin’ Keg!

  4. John Adhiasdo says:

    Master of Malt’s last Bowmore was in high demand…

  5. andrew collinge says:

    i’ve been waiting 27 years for this there is no way i’m letting them have it! )

  6. Anton Fringe says:

    All i asked was whether they had any Rum!

  7. Jack Sparrow says:


  8. Jogindersingh Thakur says:

    "NO – Won’t share it at any cost !!!"

  9. Joe says:

    I know Jim gave it 98 points but this is ridiculous…

  10. Dan Brown says:

    Hey! Wait for me! I said "Bowmore", not "row more".

  11. Steve Rush says:

    "Maybe it was a bad idea to tell them that they should try a conveniently sized 3cl sample from ‘Master of Malt’ to see if they actually liked it first"

  12. Jens Wedin says:

    Don’t touch my dram!

  13. Jessica Odell says:

    When escaping a horde of crazed cannibals, you only have time to grab what’s really important.

  14. Nick Smith says:

    "Thats the last time I ever ask for a chaser"

  15. Nick Smith says:

    "I knew I shouldn’t have gone for the chasers"

  16. Nick Smith says:

    Don’t touch my dram!

  17. Lee Foser says:

    They think I’ve taken their liquid gold!

  18. Damn, these excisemen are at it again! RUN!

  19. Walking on water, the holyman and his followers eagerly come baring the ‘gift of life’…

  20. "The relentless persecution of the last remaining member of the Single Malt Clan by the Tribe of Blends." Royal Society, circa 1850.

  21. Ruben says:

    This is also what will happen once my friends find out I have a dram of the Parker’s heritage, so… no thanks!

  22. Lee Foster says:

    It’s not an Icon, someone tell them!

  23. Sarah Waters says:

    Jack hadn’t quite got the hang of the relay race at the Royal National Mod Whisky Olympics

  24. gal says:

    i die with my dram!

  25. Daniel says:

    With bottle clenched firmly in hand, an eternity on his own in Davy Jones’ Locker didn’t seem such a bad option.

  26. Sherry says:


  27. mirseven says:

    Jack was only joking when he said there was enough to go around, quickly discovering that the natives have no sense of humor.

  28. mark beaumont says:

    This dram took Jack waaaayyy back, jumping in puddles, dressed as a pirate.

  29. mark beaumont says:

    Next time, he vowed, he’d offer the locals a dram..

  30. mark beaumont says:

    The raffle got a little out of hand…

  31. René says:

    This one saves you from hell!

  32. Lee Foster says:

    I wasn’t cheating. My tombola ticket was number 26!

  33. dg blackburn says:

    you can’t have my booty !

  34. Bobby Alexander says:

    Well that didn’t go as planned.

    The natives really like scotch.

  35. Torri says:

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