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Caption Contest – Win a sample of Parker’s Heritage 27 Year Old!

by Master of Malt     17. August 2010 18:06
Caption Contest

Good morning one and all! This week we’ve got an exciting competition for you to take part in, and the prize is dram of the incredible Parker’s Heritage 27 Year Old bourbon - Malt Advocate’s 2008 American Whisky of the Year. Its nose is rich with rum, nougat, butter scotch and pepper, and its glorious palate offers vanilla, cinnamon, peppermint, juicy oak and caramel – sounds good huh!

All you have to do to win is come up with a humourous caption for this image (NB, we have doctored it somewhat…). The competition closes at 5:30pm on Friday 27th August, and the top three captions will each receive a sample. Simply post your suggestions in the comments box below, and be sure to include your email address so we can arrange to send you your prize! It goes without saying that all suggestions must be polite!

Come up with a caption for this...

Caption Contest

Good luck...

- The Chaps at Master of Malt -

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Categories : Competitions | Whisky

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Comments (35) -

8/18/2010 10:08:21 AM #

But why is the whisky always gone?

Dave Baden United Kingdom

8/18/2010 10:45:15 AM #

What do cannibals prefer more than people....whisky!

Helen Powell United Kingdom

8/18/2010 10:47:39 AM #

Looks its Shackleton`s Missin' Keg!

JG New Zealand

8/18/2010 10:50:48 AM #

Master of Malt's last Bowmore was in high demand...

John Adhiasdo United Kingdom

8/18/2010 10:53:06 AM #

i've been waiting 27 years for this there is no way i'm letting them have it! )

andrew collinge United Kingdom

8/18/2010 11:52:59 AM #

All i asked was whether they had any Rum!

Anton Fringe United Kingdom

8/18/2010 1:16:52 PM #


Jack Sparrow United States

8/18/2010 1:42:18 PM #

"NO - Won't share it at any cost !!!"

Jogindersingh Thakur India

8/18/2010 2:27:55 PM #

I know Jim gave it 98 points but this is ridiculous...

Joe United Kingdom

8/18/2010 3:11:12 PM #

Hey! Wait for me! I said "Bowmore", not "row more".

Dan Brown United Kingdom

8/19/2010 12:09:13 PM #

"Maybe it was a bad idea to tell them that they should try a conveniently sized 3cl sample from 'Master of Malt' to see if they actually liked it first"

Steve Rush United Kingdom

8/19/2010 12:49:06 PM #

Don't touch my dram!

Jens Wedin Sweden

8/19/2010 2:08:47 PM #

When escaping a horde of crazed cannibals, you only have time to grab what's really important.

Jessica Odell United Kingdom

8/19/2010 2:09:07 PM #

"Thats the last time I ever ask for a chaser"

Nick Smith United Kingdom

8/19/2010 2:09:31 PM #

"I knew I shouldn't have gone for the chasers"

Nick Smith United Kingdom

8/19/2010 2:11:28 PM #

Don't touch my dram!

Nick Smith United Kingdom

8/20/2010 9:52:19 AM #

They think I've taken their liquid gold!

Lee Foser United Kingdom

8/23/2010 9:13:30 AM #

Damn, these excisemen are at it again! RUN!

Marc Pendlebury South Africa

8/23/2010 9:57:23 AM #

Walking on water, the holyman and his followers eagerly come baring the 'gift of life'...

Marc Pendlebury South Africa

8/23/2010 10:03:58 AM #

"The relentless persecution of the last remaining member of the Single Malt Clan by the Tribe of Blends." Royal Society, circa 1850.

Marc Pendlebury South Africa

8/23/2010 7:14:53 PM #

This is also what will happen once my friends find out I have a dram of the Parker's heritage, so... no thanks!

Ruben Belgium

8/24/2010 9:45:27 AM #

It's not an Icon, someone tell them!

Lee Foster United Kingdom

8/26/2010 11:27:38 AM #

Jack hadn't quite got the hang of the relay race at the Royal National Mod Whisky Olympics

Sarah Waters United Kingdom

8/26/2010 5:05:28 PM #

i die with my dram!

gal Israel

8/26/2010 9:48:15 PM #

With bottle clenched firmly in hand, an eternity on his own in Davy Jones' Locker didn't seem such a bad option.

Daniel United Kingdom

8/26/2010 9:56:26 PM #


Sherry United Kingdom

8/27/2010 4:59:37 PM #

Jack was only joking when he said there was enough to go around, quickly discovering that the natives have no sense of humor.

mirseven United States

8/27/2010 5:01:03 PM #

This dram took Jack waaaayyy back, jumping in puddles, dressed as a pirate.

mark beaumont United Kingdom

8/27/2010 5:01:31 PM #

Next time, he vowed, he'd offer the locals a dram..

mark beaumont United Kingdom

8/27/2010 5:02:07 PM #

The raffle got a little out of hand...

mark beaumont United Kingdom

8/27/2010 8:46:09 PM #

This one saves you from hell!

René Netherlands

8/28/2010 12:00:44 AM #

I wasn't cheating. My tombola ticket was number 26!

Lee Foster United Kingdom

9/8/2010 12:02:45 PM #

    you can't have my booty !

dg blackburn United States

10/11/2011 3:27:37 PM #

Well that didn't go as planned.

The natives really like scotch.

Bobby Alexander United States

6/23/2015 10:03:57 PM #

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Torri United States

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