Someone somewhere must have lost their mind, because right now if you buy any two bottles of Caol Ila, Casamigos, Lagavulin, Dalwhinnie, Talisker, Bulleit, Johnnie Walker, Mortlach, Roe & Co, Singleton, Ron Zacapa, and a whole load of other premium spirits, you get another one completely free.

You can even mix and match them, so if you buy three different bottles the cheapest one will always be free. And there seems to be no limit on how many you can buy…

If your basket is over £99 (which it will be by the time you’re finished) you don’t even have to pay for shipping.

Master of Malt mix match

It’s 3 for 2 on all these bottles – and more!

While we can’t be certain this is a mistake, our CEO has been emitting a high pitched whining noise since 4am this morning and refusing to eat non-transparent foods.

(He also refuses to answer any questions not delivered in iambic pentameter and insists olive oil is an acceptable substitute for a shirt, but that’s not new.)

Honestly, we’re not sure what’s going on, but we’re all filling our boots because there’s never been a better deal than this one and we’re not sure how long it will last.  We suggest you do the same.

– Your (frantically trying to check out massive baskets before this goes way) Friends at MoM