Tequila 4 Pistolas
Tequila 4 Pistolas is a product that asks a lot more questions than it answers. Firstly, it bears the following Spanish slogans: "Very Brave!" and "little hands only". Secondly, as you can see, there are only 3 pistols shown on the label, not 4 as the name suggests. Thirdly, it's not a Tequila as it was produced in Tarragona, Spain, and not Mexico. One thing is for certain, though, this 1970s spirit is very rare indeed.
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