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Caption Contest #4 – Win a bottle of Clynelish Whisky!

by Jake Mountain     12. April 2013 15:15

Clynelish Caption Contest

We thought it was high time we ran another caption competition (maybe we just felt like giving away some whisky), although this time with a bit of a twist… Where we found the original of this particular image however, I really don’t know.

Personally, I find it even more perturbing than C.M. Coolidge’s paintings of dogs playing poker. (“They’re dogs… and they’re playing poker…!”)

The prize for the best caption will be a bottle of the frankly excellent Single Malt Scotch Whisky Clynelish - Batch 2 from That Boutique-y Whisky Company, which, appropriately enough, features a bunch of grammatically-challenged cats best known for their captioned images!

(A couple of samples will also be up for grabs for honourable mentions that didn’t quite scoop the main prize.)

So… what you need to do to receive full-marks is to create your own internet meme using the image above! (You can click on it for a larger version.) Your finished results should then be posted on our Facebook page.

There are various meme generators online that Google will kindly fetch for you, (you can of course use Photoshop or other image software if you so wish*).

To get the ball rolling, we have created a couple of said memes as examples (see below). Think you can do better? Cogs already turning? There could be some whisky in it for you…

Caption Image 1

Would this face lie to you?

 

Caption Image 2

I should probably point out at this stage that I didn’t make these examples…

 

Clynelish Batch 2 That Boutique-y Whisky Company

The Prize! Clynelish Batch 2 (That Boutique-y Whisky Company) – 50cl, 50.60% – £56.95

 

Jake

*Just don’t use Paint, or we’ll place your name on ‘The List’**

**at least use the text tool…

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Comments (33) -

4/12/2013 5:20:24 PM #

feeling like dog, looking like ape. I need drink.

marco lindström Finland

4/12/2013 5:55:47 PM #

Did I ever tell you the story of how I lost the toe?

Joe United Kingdom

4/12/2013 6:03:56 PM #

This is the dog ape only blend. Sorry better get your own.

Jason Baglietto United States

4/12/2013 7:17:29 PM #

and you think your sharing my bottle?

GERRY THOMSON United Kingdom

4/12/2013 9:18:10 PM #

THIS AIN'T NO MONKEY SHOULDER FOOLS

Chad Rothon United Kingdom

4/12/2013 9:46:45 PM #

A dog and a monkey walked into a bar...

Annette United States

4/15/2013 1:02:03 AM #

I don't always shave but when I do, it's cask strength Master of Malt whisky.

Stevely Canada

4/15/2013 5:37:14 PM #

Does this bottle make me look like a Pug?

Eileen Warr-Marti United States

4/15/2013 10:59:39 PM #

"You should see the other guy."

Moira Haswell United Kingdom

4/17/2013 12:21:51 PM #

I may not be able to say Clynelish but with opposable thumbs I can open the bottle!!

Graham Allison United Kingdom

4/17/2013 12:24:34 PM #

"Try hair of the dog they said....
and I thought the hangover was bad"

Fiona Wark United Kingdom

4/17/2013 12:27:47 PM #

Next time I'll drink it neat and not add a mixer.

Patricia Cooke United Kingdom

4/17/2013 12:27:49 PM #

All of the other guys in Dad's litter said that he could never get it on with a hot chimp like my Mom, but they completey under-estimated just how effectively an excellent malt can overcome any nature of adversity!

Doug High United Kingdom

4/17/2013 12:30:30 PM #

....completely.....

Doug High United Kingdom

4/17/2013 12:32:19 PM #


'My precious'

Nicholas Webb-Wood United Kingdom

4/17/2013 1:12:12 PM #

Join me things will start too look better

Susan Cameron United Kingdom

4/17/2013 1:13:48 PM #

Join me things will start too look better

Susan Cameron United Kingdom

4/17/2013 1:19:01 PM #

I travel light

Jeni United States

4/17/2013 1:30:50 PM #

Beer Goggles not strong enough my love? then try some of my Clynelish.

Grant Coggans United Kingdom

4/17/2013 1:54:52 PM #


When it comes to scotch, aint no monkeying around, clynelish is the  Dogs .... !

Hellie United Kingdom

4/17/2013 2:04:19 PM #



  Clynelish....the dogs, no ape.

Hellie United Kingdom

4/17/2013 2:24:09 PM #

You'd like a dram but want it with some soda? I think not. This bottle is staying right here.

Kevin United States

4/17/2013 2:38:35 PM #

I fought, I conqured, I won, now I'ts mine!

Bob Hoffer United States

4/17/2013 2:40:35 PM #

I fought, I conqured, I won. Now I'ts mine!

Bob Hoffer United States

4/17/2013 2:53:04 PM #

Of course you can have a dram! No charge except for a big juicy kiss!

steven young United Kingdom

4/17/2013 4:51:19 PM #

Evolution takes generations, give me twelve years to age my scotch and I will definitely be a Monkey's Uncle !

Glenn Payne Australia

4/17/2013 6:04:46 PM #



A couple of "Monkey's Shoulders" with a chaser of "Brewdog" to top them off?   No, I'd prefer a "Boutique-y thanks".

Tim Nicholson United Kingdom

4/17/2013 6:28:14 PM #

I was Darwin's chauffeur - I drove him to drink

Rob Falconer United Kingdom

4/18/2013 6:45:23 AM #

"It's either this or a boxer wine"

Moira Haswell United Kingdom

4/18/2013 6:55:15 AM #

"A dog, a monkey and a geneticist walk in to a bar...."

Moira Haswell United Kingdom

5/30/2013 6:57:17 PM #

"The label did say, not recommended for hair or the dog"

sarah solway United Kingdom

6/21/2013 12:45:31 PM #

I am the cat's older brother.

Dewi Owen United Kingdom

6/23/2013 4:30:21 PM #

I miss my mum and my kid brothers, I carry their pictures around with me on this bottle.

Dewi Owen United Kingdom

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