Garr! What be this shiny box? What be a blog? Can I fight it? Garr!
Ahoy there, mateys! It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day, it be! Well, it actually be tomorrow, but why settle for one day, when ye can have two? Set sail for yellin', poor grammar 'n' parrots! Yarr!
International Talk Like A Pirate Day be the best day for rum! Spicy like a hell-hound’s bark 'n' temptin' as a Siren’s song, rum be some o' arr favarrite booty. Yo ho ho 'n' a bottle o' rum!