In today's Tales From The Isle I'd planned to bring you the story of the devil's final visit to Bowmore in some detail, but an action-packed day at Fèis Ìle means that this issue has rather taken on a life of its own! The story is still worth telling, however, if only in brief. The famous round church in Bowmore, constructed ten years before the distillery was established, is said to be round so that the devil had no corners to hide in. According to legend, the architectural trap worked so well that when he did finally pop by in 1837 he was instantly spotted and pursued down the road by an angry Christian mob. Entering the distillery buildings, he made his escape by hiding within a cask of whisky that was being loaded onto the Maid of Islay for transport to the mainland. It's said that he never dared to return.
Garr! What be this shiny box? What be a blog? Can I fight it? Garr!
Ahoy there, mateys! It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day, it be! Well, it actually be tomorrow, but why settle for one day, when ye can have two? Set sail for yellin', poor grammar 'n' parrots! Yarr!
International Talk Like A Pirate Day be the best day for rum! Spicy like a hell-hound’s bark 'n' temptin' as a Siren’s song, rum be some o' arr favarrite booty. Yo ho ho 'n' a bottle o' rum!